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Soooo basically, I'm Ashley, Blondie, Monkey, Topper, Flash, Shorty, Jock-strap[don't ask]...or whatever you want to call me. And well, I'm adopted! Haha. I'm naturally blonde so don't piss me off about it. The pee in my pants is Liz, got a problem? Deal with it. I hate spiders and if I see one, I have to kill it. I have OCD with money, it HAS to be organized or I have a fit. I've always loved sports and for the most part I'm one of the guys when I play. I'm Catholic and very in my faith. Posers suck and need to go die, so don't talk to me if you're one. Surfing is my major hobbie other then boy hunting with my BFFN. I will be extremely mad and punch you in the private area if you lie to me or talk behind my back. Say it to my face! Be a man! Or woman, DUH! I'm a gymnast and taught myself the harder ticks I know. My dog is basically why I'm alive, lets leave it at that. I hate to shop, but absolutely LOVE to get new clothes. My phone is gay, but I use it non-stop, its addicting. I drive a beach cruiser and it's the coolest thing ever! I always have fun with caution tape and random things I find in the street. I embarrass people I walk with at night by yelling "'NAME' AM I EMBARRASSING YOU!?!?!?", plus I find shopping carts and ride around in the middle of the street! I love God. SO DON'T BUG ME! :] The end.