miserableGit

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Current Residence: North of Seattle, WA

Hometown: Do you know the way to San Jose?

About Me:

And now, here I am, humbled before you gentle readers, begging your attention from such things as reality shows on the Tele and Wendy’s bacon cheeseburgers.

Your first caveat: I have very few redeeming qualities.
Observe:
I sleep a lot and accomplish very little, except complete and utter failure. I am glum and generally boring. I am insecure and in need of contant coddling and reassurance. I can't express anger. That's my problem. I internalize everything. I just grow a tumor instead. I was not swaddled as a child. My favorite foods are Wonder Bread and Potted Meat Products. I itch pretty much all over and I'm not sure why. I think I have a fungus under my toenails and this strange chafing under my left buttock, but I did get my ringworm cleared up. I'm alcoholic and bulimic, but lucky for you, neither on the same day. I hear voices in my head and talk in my sleep, but fortunately it's very witty repartee. You'd likely be more amused than completely freaked out. My parents' divorced when I was wee, and I have abandonment issues. As I was not swaddled as a child, will you please swaddle me? I am clingy and needy and whine a lot. I wanna know what love is, and I want you to show me. I have no self-esteem and my only wish is to please you so that you might give me the love and affection I so desperatly crave. Once I enter your life I will attatch to you and metastasis rampantly like a cancer and completely consume your mind, body, soul... and bank account. I am really good at Twister, and at Monopoly. I was spanked as a child, and really liked it. Would you please spank me? I would like to make you a friendship bracelet. I prefer Chex Party Mix over Gardetto's. I do not like condoms or condiments. I suffer from flatulence and am prone to bouts of explosive diarrhea. I am moody, irriatable, sullen, pouty, easily excitable and consistently cranky. I am neurotic, a tad delusional, and more than a touch paranoid. I like poking soft fleshy things with sharp pointy things. I drool on my pillow and sound like Darth Vader when I sleep. My bite is definitely worse than my bark, except when there is a full moon. I collect Cheetos. I am really cute and my leg will twitch when you scratch my belly. Will you please be my friend? ...

My general interests: The sound of my childrens' laughter (usually at me, of course)... a fresh hot cup o' Joe, brewed to perfection... beating up old folks for bus fare... throwing back a pint of ale every now and again... high-speed competition skipping... good vino (reds, naturally)... larceny... throwing potatoes at gypsies... Soup... Breathing... Talking (and not talking)... Sushi... Oatmeal... Bangers n' Mash... Saurkraut... Curry Ketchup... Lingonberries...
*Marzipan!*... Chicken Curry... Pagliacci Pizza (BEST in Seattle)... clean gas station restrooms...
...and Esopus

Myspace URL: http://www.myspace.com/jeffery_p

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Favorite Music Artists:
In no particular order... (nor is it all-inclusive): Royksopp; early B-52's; early R.E.M.; B-Movie; Belly; Throwing Muses; Beastie Boys; Blondie; Bauhaus; Peter Murphy; Daniel Ash; Bob Dylan; The Sugar Cubes; Bjork; The Clash; Big Audio Dynamite; Catherine Wheel; Cabaret Voltaire; Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen; The Creatures; Concrete Blonde; Camper van Beethoven; The Cure; David Bowie; The Cramps; Lux Interior; Peter Gabriel; Depeche Mode; Echo and the Bunnymen; Erasure; Elvis Costello and the Attractions; Frente!; The Field Mice; Fugazi; The Gits; General Public; Haircut 100; Human League; Joe Jackson; Kraftwerk; The Lemonheads; Juliana Hatfield; My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult; Madness; Pixies; Frank Black and the Catholics; The Breeders; New York Dolls; Neutral Milk Hotel; Joy Division; New Order; The Jesus and Mary Chain; The Mission U.K.; The Muffs; The Pastels; Psychedelic Furs; Primus; Pere Ubu; Mr Bungle; Level 42; The Toasters; The Specials; The Selecter; The Untouchables; Lets Go Bowling; The Uptones; Information Society; Ramones; Real Life; Romeo Void; The Shop Assistants; Stereolab; Simple Minds; Superchunk; Swing Out Sister; Iggy Pop and The Stooges; Lords of Acid; Morrissey; The Smiths; Siouxsie and the Banshees; Social Distortion; Squeeze; Soft Cell; Marc Almond; Stone Roses; Tears for Fears; Tori Amos; Tones on Tail; Sonic Youth; Talking Heads; David Byrne; U2; 10, 000 Maniacs; Jane's Addiction; The Vaselines; The Vapors; Violent Femmes; Wall of Voodoo; Sky Cries Mary; Operation Ivy; Pink Floyd; Syd Barrett... , , , Cab Calloway, Miles Davis, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, Jimmy Dorsey, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, Duke Ellington, Artie Shaw, The Andrews Sisters, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday, Eartha Kit, Ella Fitzgerald, Charlie Parker, Harry Connick, Jr., Harry James, Cole Porter, June Christie, Julie London, Les Baxter, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, April Stevens, Nelson Riddle, Tex Beneke & the Modernaires...

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