ProfessorTwistedDick
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Member Since:
Nov 8, 2009
Current Residence:
My secret lair where I play with my Twisted Dick
Hometown:
Some porn star's asshole
General Info:
My name is Professor Twisted Dick, why you say, well I have a lovely Twisted Dick named Mr Twist, I love him dearly.Many of you people want to know how I got the AMAZING TWISTED DICK(I'm serious This dick will twist your brains, hell Billy Mays would've advertised it for me so you could buy it and feel the power of the grand Twisted Dick)well I was making cupcakes for my mother but then I got really horny so I wanted to try some thing new instead of raping a 16 year old girl I decided to pleaser my straight dick(at the time)so I took the wisk shoved my straight penis in it and CLICK turned it on but then it got to out of control it went crazy it broke my boner cracked it andsmashed it and streched it out so long and so pain full my penis was 36 inches long, but then time passed my dick was hard and a rock and it was long and twisted, so then my girl friend(Susan Boyle)stopped by but then she saw my twisted dick and screamed I thought she was screaming in terror,but I was wrong she was shocked I had a twisted dick and we fucked sooooo hard her pussy bleed and I came like 15 times so did she so I had to do it in her asshole so that made us both cum like 13 more times.
and time passed and mine was I famouse I got to fuck almost every girl in the universe but if I did bang you just tell me thats why I'm at this site, to make sure I didn't forget to bang you
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♥Ally Cakes♥ said:
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"perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather the openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know that they are happy"
1 year 19 weeks ago
♥Ally Cakes♥ said:
lets start off with names first, who are you?
"perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather the openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know that they are happy"
1 year 32 weeks ago
♥Ally Cakes♥ said:
hello how are you doing?
comment me back
Ally
"perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather the openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know that they are happy"
1 year 40 weeks ago
ProfessorTwistedDick said:
rapist?No I'm Professor Twisted Dick!!!!
What a Twisted Idea!!!!
Thats so Twisted It Might Work
2 years 1 day ago
ProfessorTwistedDick said:
Hello every one my name is Professor Twisted Dick, they call me this because my of my lovely Twisted Dick of mine named Mr.Twist!
I go around the globe finding new people to wank and experinment what my Twisted Dick likes and dislikes so far it likes Pussys,Tits,Big ass mamas, ass holes of children and vaginas of little girls
if you like me to experiment o you just call me at 625-987-7456
thank you and you could be the one the twisted dick does the Twist in!
Thats so Twisted It Might Work
2 years 13 weeks ago
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♥Ally Cakes♥ said:
hey, what's up???
haven't talked to you in like forever...
i got my belly pierced and the ring is PINK :)
wanna twist???
Ally Nichole
"perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather the openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know that they are happy"
1 year 8 weeks ago