ProfessorTwistedDick I'm Online

My name is Professor Twisted Dick, why you say, well I have a lovely Twisted Dick named Mr Twist, I love him dearly.Many of you people want to know how I got the AMAZING TWISTED DICK(I'm serious This dick will twist your brains, hell Billy Mays would've advertised it for me so you could buy it and feel the power of the grand Twisted Dick)well I was making cupcakes for my mother but then I got really horny so I wanted to try some thing new instead of raping a 16 year old girl I decided to pleaser my straight dick(at the time)so I took the wisk shoved my straight penis in it and CLICK turned it on but then it got to out of control it went crazy it broke my boner cracked it andsmashed it and streched it out so long and so pain full my penis was 36 inches long, but then time passed my dick was hard and a rock and it was long and twisted, so then my girl friend(Susan Boyle)stopped by but then she saw my twisted dick and screamed I thought she was screaming in terror,but I was wrong she was shocked I had a twisted dick and we fucked sooooo hard her pussy bleed and I came like 15 times so did she so I had to do it in her asshole so that made us both cum like 13 more times.
and time passed and mine was I famouse I got to fuck almost every girl in the universe but if I did bang you just tell me thats why I'm at this site, to make sure I didn't forget to bang you