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A new disease.. pfft, like the World needs more sickness.

But this disease.. No, no, no this disease didn't make you sick, or kill you… it was..

Different.

T.V: " Breaking News! An outbreak of a disease from top secret government bio-experimentation labs at Area 51, an outbreak of CAT DISEASE? That's right America, this disease lives up to its well deserved name, as it turns you into a CAT! Many people have looked upon this opportunity as something they would see off the anime or manga they watch at home in there dark rooms, some willingly catch the disease, some don't. But it IS recommended you CATCH THE DISEASE. Not only the primal instincts of the Cats Survival Skills will help you in The Wilderness, but will also benefit you in some way. Also we still have THUMBS! Awesome."

The T.V. is turned off.

Leo: Wow. That's some disease.

Aeris: I don't care about some disease that will increase the population of our kind, I want to play some New Super Mario Bros. For the Wii without you turning off the damn game to see if something happened!

Leo: Well it does.. I mean, shit happens. In everything it does.

Aeris: You have a point. Meh I don't care turn on the damn game!

Leo turned on the game and they played until both were famished and fatigued, so they ate and went to bed.

The T.V is yelling at Leo with its high definition dirty Family Guy and This Is Sparta parodys, as Leo turned on the news again.

Aeris: Exactly why did you turn on the 8'o clock news?

Leo: Aeris, you know we have a storyline to uphold for our very kind readers.

Aeris: What?

Leo: I said Mario ate your Wing-Capped Metal Pie.

Aeris: You are truly a master of stupidity.

T.V: " Well, America looks like you have the Cat Disease ether you want it or not. That's right all the world is INFECTED! All the worlds population are turned into cats! Some go mad, some cope with it, it doesn't matter a flippdy shit were ALL GOD DAMN CATS!"

Leo: Awesome! Now we wont be outcasts anymore when we go to do stuff… in public.

Aeris: I have some feeling this will be downsides to survival.

Leo: There upsides, Aeris, UPSIDES! Remember that time we got lost in the woods?

Aeris: You ate the map.

Leo: Yeah yeah but we found our way back from the smell of BACON!
Aeris: With or without wings?
Leo takes a revolver out of his pocket.

Leo: NO WINGS, ONLY DISPENSERS!

Aeris: Im going to cut back on your Team Fortress 2 Playtime.

Weeks passed and that's when Life and Earth just SEEMED to hate Leo.

The MALE reporter had been replaced with a female reporter.

T.V: Breaking news! It seems that the CAT disease seems to have some upsides and downsides. Firstly, women can breed by themselves. Strange. Now the 2 downsides. Over all the births on the Earth we wont give birth to males. Now the other major downside. Within the first month of the disease, if the it realizes your male, well you will just blow up. All the worlds girls now, except for one male cat that was born a cat named Leo Leonardo the 3rd whos living in- ( Alright out of story time, since I have no idea where Leo and Aeris live they say there town that good enough for ya?)

Aeris face was in shock.

Leo: Holy shit!

Leo: Who's gonna do the manual labor?

End of Chapter 1.

Chapter 2 Go.

Aeris stared at Leo. Leo stared at Aeris. I stared at the delicious pie I was about to enjoy.

Leo: Holy $*$* on a *#ing sandwhich.

Aeris: LEO! Do you REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS!
Leo: I'm not that dumb. All of you will become lesbians!
Aeris: That, and you're the last boy on Earth.

Leo: Oh my god. Aeris I'm too dumb to tell. Will this have upsides or downsides?

Aeris: Ehhh… Upsides and shit load of downsides.

Leo: Aww…

Many more people moved into Leo and Aeris's neighborhood as the population sign they had at the city limits increased by thousands in days. Soon Leo and Aeris's apartment were very popular in town as many people were spying inside. Once Leo caught a girl peeping through the bathroom window when he didn't have a towel on. They decided that they really didn't need much light to see so they bought curtains (Aeris, whos the only one who could go out in public without anything akward happening) and placed them on all the windows.

Leo and Aeris were playing Left 4 Dead 2, Leo had just went back from the safehouse to rescue a poor Aeris getting pummeled by a Charger.

Aeris: Why didn't you do that earlier?

Leo: What? Oh sorry I was staring at that hotdog.

Aeris: Never mind.

Leo: Hey how is this going to effect you?

Aeris: Nothing has so far.

When the summer came, it was a time attack to get Ice Cream, Aeris got the scoops, then raced back home before they melted.

Leo: Its too hot out…

Aeris: All the fans in the world aren't going to save us from this heat.

Leo: Lets go to the beach.

Aeris: Are you nuts? Wait no are you NOT NUTS? Who knows what the population will do to you when your dressed but at the BEACH?

Leo: I have steel swimming trunks in my drawer.

Aeris: How are you going to hold them up.

Leo: Silly Aeris, with strength potions you ALWAYS WIN! :D

Aeris got on her swimsuit and Leo had lived up to his speech when he came out of his room with steel swimming trunks.

Leo: AWAY! TO THE BEACH!

Like Aeris suggested, everywhere they stopped was social awkwardness. Even when they forgot to bring Sun Screen for Cats, someone had thrown a pair at them. And when they stopped for snacks, they were 25c off of Leo's Oreos, so some one tipped them. Yes, and everywhere they went, everyone would stare at Leo, trying to get close, or talking to Aeris asking how it was to have the last man on Earth. Of course Aeris got pissed and punched everyone that asked. Fortunately in my mind it was very entertaining to watch.

When they arrived at the Beach people stared in awe. Someone moved from there favorite spot when they walked up and stopped at it. Many children came up and said "Hello Mister!" Leo nudged them away with a smirk on his face.

Aeris: So.. Any idea why we picked the most unshady spot?

Leo: To keep away the Smart People of course!

Aeris: How do Smart People hate sunlight?

Leo: Because most stay in there dark rooms without any Vitamin D!

Aeris: Howed you know that?
Leo: I read it in the sand.

Aeris looked, and without a doubt it was written in the sand.

Leo: I'm going in the water! AWAY!

Leo had drank his strength potion and RAN INTO THE WATER.

Your probley wondering, don't cats hate water? Ya, only the ones that cant swim.

Aeris layed back and just stayed laying back until something caught her attention.

There was a women stepping in the water about Aeris's age. She went underwater and was getting closer to Leo.
Aeris got up and walked into the water towards Leo. The women was almost there.
Aeris grabbed her neck fur (incase you don't know, that's how mother cats carrying there young without hurting them) and asked:

Aeris: Exactly what are you doing?

The women blushed and escaped, running off towards another towel and umbrella.

Leo was submerged in the water, only his nose and above were showing.

Aeris: What are you doing.

Leo: Bime aqamn.

Aeris: What?
Leo lifted up his head more.

Leo: Im Aquaman!

Aeris went back to laying on her cozy towel, Leo had got out of the water and the other children were burying him. Some teenagers got and sat by him, still not driven to, you know, do things to him. The kids were having fun, until someone walked over. It was yet another girl about Aeris and Leos age. She lifted Leo out of the sand, which made the children sad because she had demolished their hard work.

Leo: Hey where are you taking me?

The women ignored Leos questions.

Leo: HEY AERIS! LITTLE HELP?
This had caught her attention, she ran over to the women.

Aeris: Falcon…

The women let go seeing the incoming super awesome Falcon Punch, running off.

Leo: Yeah id rather stay at home..

Aeris: Well said.

They packed there things, walked home with Social Awkwardness as there buddy, and played Left 4 Dead 2.

Leo: Chainsaw is credit to survivors!

End of Chapter 2

Chapter 3 goin' up.

As much time they spent looking at new releases online and playing video games in the dark, without leaving the apartment Leo became very bored. He wish he had some friend that really was not an asshole like Aeris. But then someone came knocking at the door who would make Leo's Life a little more exciting.

Knock knock.

Aeris went up to the door, it was the apartment buildings manger.

Manager: Your bills late.

Aeris handed the money, but she shoved her out of the way.

Manager: Everyone pays there separate bills, gonna have to throw him out.

Aeris: HEY! JUST A MIN-

Aeris had paused because of the gunclick.

Police: It's the law ma'am.

Aeris: DAMNIT! RUN LEO RUN LIKE HELL!

The Manager threw Leo on the sidewalk. Everyone started staring at him. Without Aeris's temper, fists, or a weapon he was completely defenseless. Everyone started walking closer..

Closer..
Back a little.

EVEN CLOSER.

One of Leo's brain cells had went into his ear
RUN LIKE HELL YOU MORON!
Leo had gotten up and ran as if his life were to be ended if he were caught up with.

Leo's Thoughts: Where to go…. Dr. Hobo doesn't have anything to hold these people off, I don't even know where Ternaldo is.. I KNOW! PANTSMAN!

Leo had ran and ran until he reached Pantsmans lair.

Leo pounded at the door, the mob of women was gaining on him.

Leo: FOR THE LOVE OF NINTENDO PANTSMAN OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR! HELP!

The door swung open and shut.

Pantsman: What the hell are you doing here?

Leo: How come you aren't a cat?
Pantsman: Some of us Superhero's have super immunities, so the disease doesn't affect me. Why are you here again?

Leo: Long story short, last boy cat on earth and everyone wants me.

Pantsman: You lucky bastard! I mean- that sucks.

Leo spent the next day at Pantsman's lair. The Government came knocking at his door asking where Leo was. Pantsman said he snuck out, trying holding him captive for you guys to get here.

Pantsman: Look your going to have to leave sometime.

Leo: Mob of women going to kidnap me if I go in public. Super hero no understand.

Pantsman: Look ill give you a mask. It will give you the appearance of a girl cat, because it's a super mask. What color you want it in.

Leo: BLUE!

Pantsman: Alright here you go.

Leo put on the mask, he looked like a spy you saw if you were on the same team in TF2, but 5 seconds later he was a blue female cat, blending in perfectly.

Leo: Awesome…

No one was staring at him, no one was tipping him with something because of his gender, he was blending in to perfection.

When he went home, he knocked at the door.

Aeris awnsered.

Aeris: What the hell do you want?

Leo: Its me Aeris, Leo.

Leo took off his mask and reverted back normal.

Aeris: Leo howed you get that mask?

Leo: Pantsman.

Aeris: ….