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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for th e meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Dnt care if u hav a bf or gf right now...
i dnt care if ur a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson....just read this itll make a difference...

When she stares at ur mouth
(kiss her)

When she pushes or hits u like a dumbass cuz she thinks shes stronger than u
(grab her n dnt let go)

When she starts cursin at u tryin 2 act all tough
(kiss her n tell her u love her)

When shes quiet
(ask her wats wrong)

When she ignores u
(give her ur attention)

When she pulls away
(pull her back)

Wen u c her at her worst
(tell her shes beautiful)

When u c her cryin
(hold her n dnt say a word)

When u c her wlkin
(sneak up n hug her waist from bhind)

Wen shes scared
(protect her)

When she steals ur favorite hat
(let her keep it n sleep wit it 4 a night)

Wen she teases u
(tease her back n make her laugh)

Wen she doesnt answer 4 a long time
(assure her everythings ok)

When she looks at u wit doubt
(back urself up)

Wen she says tht she likes u
(she really does more than u understand)

Wen she grabs at ur hands
(hold hers n play wit her fingers)

Wen she bumps in2 u wit her big hips
(bump in2 her n make her laugh)

Wen she tells u a secret
(keep it safe n untold)

When she looks u in the eyes
(dnt look away til she does)

When she says its over
(she still wants u 2 b hers its true)

Wen she posts this bulletin
(she wants u 2 read it)

stay on the fone wit her even if shes not sayin anything

wen hes mad hld her tight n dnt let go

wen she says shes ok dnt believe it,tlk wit her

bcuz if u do 10yrs l8er shell remember u

call her at 12am on her b-day 2 tell her u love her

treat her like shes all tht matters 2 u

stay up wit her wen shes sick

watch her favorite movie wit her or show even if u think its stupid

give her the world

let her wear ur clothes

wen shes bored n sad, hang out wit her

let her knw shes important

kiss her in pourin rain

wen she runs up 2 u cryin,the 1st thing u say is "who's butt am i kickin babe?"

guys post as:i'd b this bf
girls post as a real bf

Area 1:
Name:
Age:
Height:
Do you Drive:
Grade:
Single or Taken:
Would You Date Me:
Kiss On First Date:
Will You Send This Back To Me?
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Area 2:
What would you do if I...
I made a move on u?
I kissed you?
I lived next door to you?
I started smoking?
I asked you on a date?
I was hospitalized?
I ran away from home?
I asked u to have sex?
I asked u out?
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Area 3:
What do you think about my...
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Body:
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Area 4:
Have you ever....
Lied to make me feel better?
Wanted to kiss me?
Wanted to kill me?
Broke my heart?
Kept something important from me?
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Area 5:
"X" marks the spot
[ ]Kiss me..
[ ]Hug me..
[ ]Date me..
[ ]grab my ass..
[ ]make love to me ...
[ ]Love me..
[ ] Give me a lap dance..
[ ] Let me give you a lap Dance..
[ ]Dance with me..
[ ]Grind with me..
[ ]Cuddle with me..
[ ]Let me make a move on you..
[ ]Make a move on me..
[ ]Watch a movie with me..
[ ]Be there for me..
[ ]Buy me a drink..
[ ]Bring me around your friends..
[ ]Give me a massage..
[ ]Drink kool-aid with me..
[ ]Take advantage of me..
[ ]Hangout with me...
[ ]Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good..
[ ]Hold hands with me..
[ ]Watch the Notebook
[ ]tell me you love me