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MOMMY
> I am only 4 inches long
> but I have all my organs.
> I love the sound of your voice.
> The sound of your heart beat
> is my favorite lullaby.
>
Month Two
>
> Mommy
> today I learned how to suck my thumb.
> If you could see me
> you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
> I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
> It is so nice and warm in here.
>
> Month Three
>
> You know what Mommy
> I'm a boy!!
> I hope that makes you happy.
> I always want you to be happy.
> I don't like it when you cry.
> You sound so sad.
> It makes me sad too
> and I cry with you even though
> you can't hear me.
>
> Month Four
>
> Mommy
> my hair is starting to grow.
> It is very short and fine
> but I will have a lot of it.
> I spend a lot of my time exercising.
> I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
> and stretch my arms and legs.
> I am becoming quite good at it too.
>
> Month Five
>
> You went to the doctor today.
> Mommy, he lied to you.
> He said that I'm not a baby.
> I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
> I think and feel.
> Mommy, what's abortion?
>
> Month Six
>
> I can hear that doctor again.
> I don't like him.
> He seems cold and heartless.
> Something is intruding my home.
> The doctor called it a needle.
> Mommy what is it? It burns!
> Please make him stop!
> I can't get away from it!
> Mommy! HELP me!
>
> Month Seven
>
> Mommy
> I am okay.
> I am in Jesus's arms.
> He is holding me.
> He told me about abortion.
> Why didn't you want me Mommy?
>
> Every Abortion Is Just . . .
>
> One more heart that was stopped.
> Two more eyes that will never see.
> Two more hands that will never touch.
> Two more legs that will never run.
> One more mouth that will never speak...........
>
> If you're against abortion, post this

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff......

..And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

When women are PMSing guys should no to stay away
FAR away Just stay the fuck away from them!!!!!!!

BLONDE MOMENTSS

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
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[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
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[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
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[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You tell a story and f orget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
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[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
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[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

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Repost as= BLONDE MOMENTSS

ADD ALL YOUR NUMBERS UP

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Would you kiss me?
[ ] With Tongue [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Would you makeout with me?
[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Would you sleep with me?
[ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Am I attractive?
[ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly!

Would you love me?
[ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do

Do you think I'm a virgin?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

I look like..

[ ] A player
[ ] a wife/husband
[ ] One time thing
[ ] Next bf/gf
[ ] A friend
[ ] A friend with benefits
[ ] A possibility
[ ] A loser
[ ] A stud

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe

Would you rather.. ??

[ ] Hook up with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Friends with benefits
[ ] marry me
[ ] have sex

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10

What would you want me to be to you?
[ ] Friend
[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[ ] Friend with benefits
[ ] Husband/Wife

If i asked for your phone number would you give it to me?
[ ]Yes [ ] No

If you had a chance to tell me something, what would it be?
--Put here--

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

1.Whats your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Would u wave to me if u saw me walking by?
5.Would you say hi me?
6.Would you hit me?
7.Desrcibe me in 3 words?
8.If you had 30 mins alone with me, what would you do?
9.What was your first impression of me?
10.Do you stil think d same?
11.What reminds you of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do you know me?
14.What do you like best about me?
15.Ever wanted tell me somethin but couldn't?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname an why?
18.Are you gonna put dis on your blog see what i say about you?

if you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Curse me out 4) Tell me to leave 5) Climb on top of me & cuddle 6) Make me breakfast 7) Ask for myy name 8) Call the cops 9) Kiss me 10) Make out with me or 11) Have sex, *repost with the title "if i was in ur bed...'' and see how many people want you in their bed.
You might be surprised by the answers you get!
You can also pick more than one answer, if wanted too*

Kiss me:

Hug me:

Make me laugh:

Date me:

Kill me:

Grab me:

Love me:

Hate me:

Hold me:

Lie to me:

Hurt me:

Sing with me:

Dance with me:

Grind with me:

Stare at me:

Get under the covers with me and just play around:

Cuddle with me:

Let me make a move on you:

Make a move on me:

Play with me:

Watch a movie with me:

Get me a B-day gift?:

Let me borrow your car:

Be there for me:

Buy me a drink:

Bring me around your friends:

Give me a massage:

Take me to the club:

Ask me out:

Do me:

Just lay down wit me and chill:

Drink kool-aid with me:

Hangout with me:

What would you do if you woke up next to me:

Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:

Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:

Hold hands with me:

Do something incredibly sweet for me:

Tell me you love me:

Would you pin me up against the wall and kiss me?

Would you hit me?

Would you make me breakfast?

Are you flirty?

Are you the one for me?

What color is your world?

Do you live breath eat music?

Could you be my buddeh?

If you saw me walking down the street with two or three friends
what do you think I would do, and what would you do?

IF the world was coming to an end, what would you do?

Would you date me?

Would you bite me if I was feeling down? ;)

Would you cuddle up to me if I was cold?

Would you let me steal you away?

Name:

Age:

Height:

Do you Drive:

Grade:

Single or Taken:

Would You Date Me:

Kiss On First Date:

Will You Send This Back To Me?

Area 2: What would you do if I...

I made a move on u?

I kissed you?

I lived next door to you?

I started smoking?

I asked you on a date?

I was hospitalized?

I ran away from home?

I asked u to have sex?

I asked u out?

Area 3: What do you think about my...

Personality:

Eyes:

Hair:

Body:

Area 4: Have you ever....

Lied to make me feel better?

Wanted to kiss me?

Wanted to have sex with me?

Wanted to Date me?

Had a crush on me?

post this and see how many people message you back with the answers
this will be fun repost it
[X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]]

How old do I look?

( ) under 12
( ) 13
( ) 14
( ) 15
( ) 16
( ) 17
( ) 18
( ) 19
( ) 20
( ) 21

How good do I look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
( ) 1
( ) 2
( ) 3
( ) 4
( ) 5
( ) 6
( ) 7
( ) 8
( ) 9
( ) 10

Would you?
( ) Do me
( ) Date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
( ) Top
( ) Bottom

Do I have pretty eyes?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Do you like my body?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Would you be sad if I moved?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Would you come visit me?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Am I..
( ) Hott
( ) Beautiful
( ) Ugly
( ) Cute

Would you..
( ) Makeout
( ) Cuddle
( ) Fuck
( ) Go out

Do you want to go out with me?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Would you give me your number?
( ) Yes
( ) No

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you?
( ) Yes
( ) No