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Oh boy where should I start...Well if you REALLY want to know you can pick up my book, "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin."

I was born in a log cabin in 2598 A.D. As I was born, I passed through a time warp that sent me to 1909. From there I was placed in Governor Palin's womb for government testing purposes, but operated a robot outside of my body for contact. He went to school at Harvard University, class of 1987. Their preschool program is rather robust.

From there I played in a little band while I found myself. I was the back-up accordian player for Van Halen. At a show I met the love of my life, cocain. We got engaged to be married, but she died in childbirth. At that moment I knew I couldn't reside in Palin's womb any longer, so I exited. I raised the child til he was sixty-four, and he left the house, for Hollywood. You may have seen him in a few movies, his name is Tom Cruise.

After the boy left I got a job at Burger King, manning the drive-thru. While serving a client I sold the rights for my idea to create the tallest mountain in the world, Mt. Saint Everest. Unfortunately, the Christian Church was not accepting anymore Saints, so it had to be Mt. Everest. We set to work, and it was done in about three minutes. Those do it yourself books from Lowes work wonders. With the royalties from that project I was able to retire from Burger King and begin work on my memoirs. It was sold as the screenplay for the movie Twilight, and more royalties followed. Now earning 1.7 septillion dollars a year, I began work on a final project. I created George Lucas, and more money followed. Eventually I decided to give all of my money to science, and move back into Governor Palin's womb. By the way, thanks to my charitable donation polio was invented, then cured, then turned into AIDS.

From here I keep tabs on things, my boys, AIDS, and Myspacee. I am also hard at work designing a thing called "The Constitution." A guy back in 1776 wanted it for some project.

With that I leave you. Live long and eat some Go-Gurt.