baelanabas

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Current Residence: In the spaces betwixt the air itself

Hometown: Purgatory

About Me:

...it was then that I realized the subtle difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool.

You want to know me. I'm funnier than a clown car that's on fire. I can walk on water, eat live bullets and shit ice cream. I am so cool that I piss ice cubes. I can't put any pictures of myself on here (or anywhere else) because the mere sight of me makes women's ovaries explode with anticipation. My pheromones alone have been known to make women orgasm at 30 paces. I can flip over a dumpster with my tongue. There are only 3 truly bad-ass people on the planet, and the other two send ME Christmas cards. I once had sex in the bed of a tractor-trailer, and when I orgasmed some of my sperm shot into the dashboard... and thus, Optimus Prime was born. While traveling the world trying to find something cooler than myself, I happened across a Bedouin family that was dying of thirst in the desert. I saved their lives by squeezing grape Kool-Aid from a nearby rock. If I do send you a buddy request, it is because I think that you would make a fine devotee that will rejoice my victories and lament my losses. While in my fold, you will learn much. You will learn to appreciate ALL good music; from Vivaldi to The Brides of Funkenstein. You will memorize every last word to the movie Caddyshack...but mostly, you will just SHUT THE FUCK UP. In return for accepting my buddy request, you will have the distinct honor of having me in your featured buddies list, and if your devotion is great, I may even grace your page with a comment from time to time. By being added to my buddy list you will instantly become smarter, stronger, and more attractive... if not, just return the unused portion for a full refund.

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moya zirka (Oct 9 2008 - 9:09am)
haha!!! Im with u on that ;) so well are u enjoying the cold?... haha I wonder hmm r u more of a summer or winter person? Ima winter person so very excited cant wait to bundle uo to the point that u ve got so many sweaters on u cant move or even feel ur amrs anymore thick gloves that u cant hold pennies inbetween fingers anymore ;)

moya zirka (Oct 7 2008 - 9:40am)
mmm I'm still goin ;) ... kinda stressed long story ...hw have u been ...anywho keep n keepin on boy! ciao!

moya zirka (Oct 4 2008 - 10:50pm)
LOL wow zers ... hi

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Oct 1 2008 - 9:23am)
yeah one of my best friends used to tell me that when i was sad about the physical economy, just to exercise because of how it effects the limbic system, etc. good idea. during my travels and explorations, i have found that yoga is particularly good for balancing the different physicalities of individual expereince, yoga has been developed over lotsa years, thousands i guess, so it's really intelligently designed. some people try to act like it's another vanity, but i just think of it as wheat from the chaff, if you know what i mean. another way to distinguish character between myself and strangers, and decide how much time to invest with them. ciao.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 30 2008 - 12:04pm)
hi there. i was just researching omega3s and posted some info at musicfiendaddicts page, maybe it's useful for you as well. omega 3 info: ω−3 fatty acids or omega-3 fatty acids have "shown to aid in other mental disorders such as aggression and ADHD (Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder)." "There is a promising preliminary evidence that ω−3 fatty acids supplementation might be helpful in cases of depression and anxiety." "and regular intake reduces the risk of secondary and primary heart attack." "3 grams of total EPA/DHA daily are considered safe" some natural sources of omega-3 are pumpkin seeds, flax seeds, and fish, but since fish are in limited supply and flax/pumpkin seeds are easy to grow, might i suggest vegetable sources of omega-3's? i got that information at wikipedia, here's the website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3_fatty_acids ps there is a great breakfast cereal, but it needs a sweetner, i suggest agave rather than refined sugars. agave is a cactus syrup. the cereal is called: perky's nutty flax, here is a weblink: http://www.americasnutrition.com/enjylfpkysntyflx.html?zmam=6086806&zmas=1&zmac=4&zmap=853151 hope you're having a great day, ta ta.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 26 2008 - 3:44pm)
"i don't think that is what you were looking for" nah i just told you what i am considering, and it is MY decision. think about it: lots of people have half brothers and sisters. it is common, whether it is known or not. so why wouldn't it make sense to intelligenty accomplish the same situation? i am not reccomending this to you, congrats on your new child. be careful with that new life, mr. depressed. be careful about how many more, and with whom, too. geez. i can choose whom and how if i want to. golly.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 26 2008 - 11:25am)
ps i commented on your blog and i'm really proud about what i said because it was brilliant and perhaps helpful. there is no shame in my game. i know i'm a genius. there's lots of geniuses, you know. and i think it's good for a person to recognize their own inate intelligence, in order to effectively manage their own talents. peace.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 26 2008 - 11:01am)
JAFO? i'll have to look that up. all i am looking for is a healthy home base environment that will be intellectually stimulating. i will have an ivy league education, and my children will be with a small group of alpha males who will have to befriend one another, for the sake of the children. i have decided this, because a lot of the men i have been attracted to have been sort of philanderers, and so since i have no interest in competing with other females, i have accepted the fact that they might have vested interests in multiple "nests" for their familial situations. the best i can do is provide a secure home base where the fledglings of the future can be safe, happy, and well educated/well fed/nurtured. i am not saying this just to you, per se, but am saying it as a general statement, since i think it is already something that people are doing, within society. i am making a public statement, here, that my intention is to recognize the normalcy of diversifying family "stock options" (haha) and that my home will be a very welcoming place, a salon-esque atmosphere. the idea is that stating my intention will communicate an idea to a vast network. this way makes much more sense to me than family planning that involves competition between males, among their offspring. if that makes sense. THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL COMMENT, YOU ARE A STRANGER. JUST AN IDEA ABOUT ANOTHER WAY TO CONSIDER SOCIAL DYNAMICS, ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL. peace.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 25 2008 - 8:32pm)
how about you? horseshoes? hand grenades? pumpkin bread? i'm starting a salon, over at my page. you're free to join us there, consider this an invitation.

Hanlons Razor and the Coyote Dream Principle (Sep 24 2008 - 1:05pm)
yes it is important to understand that postmodernism isn't everything. baudrillard makes the brash generalization in the opening paragraphs of "simulacra and simulation" that simulacra are comparative to ecclesiastical wisdom. a problem that i find with this assessment is that while simulacrum truely are part of the natural human social process, it is relevant to balance fact with perception. science. thank you for writing. peace.

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