what each kiss means!
by wigton2010 on July 16, 2008
body:kiss on the belly i'm ready
kiss on the forehead:i wana b wit u 4 the rest of my life
kiss on the cheek:were friends
kiss on the hand:i adore u
kiss on the neck:i want u now
kiss on the shoulder:ur perfect
kiss on the lips: i love u
what each geustere means:
holdin hands:we definitely like each other
touchin the buut:ur mine
holdin u tight pressed against each other:i want u
lookin in2 each others eyes:i like u,4 who u r
playin wit the hair:lets fool around
arms around the waist:i like u 2 much 2 let go
laughin while kissin:im completely comfortable wit u
advice:
if u were thinkin about some1 while readin this,ur definetly in love
best sex joke ever!!!!!!!
by wigton2010 on July 16, 2008
ok so a guy is near the end of his sr yr in hs.Unfortunately,he still has 2 share a room wit his younger bro whos only 9 yrs old.1 night,he decides 2 bring his gf home 4 a little fun.They hav bunk beds n the guy notices tht his lil bro is already asleep on the lower bunk,so he n his gf climb up 2 the top bunk.As u might xpect things heat up.The guy remembers tht his lil bro is sleepin below so he tells his gf 2 whisper"lettuce" if she wants it harder n "tomato" if she wants a new possition.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato
she screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I cnt get pregnant!Then the lil bro shouts up "Hey,would u guys stop makin sandwhiches up there!ur gettin mayo on my face!*!*!*!
