Memo8403 I'm Online

I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium digital and smoke free. A diversified and multicultural post-modern deconstructionist politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded I’ve been out putted out sourced. I know the up side of downsizing I know the down side of up grading. I’m a high tech low life, a cutting edge state of the art bi-costal multi-tasker and I can give you a giga-bite in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyber space, so I’m interactive I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radio active. I’m behind the eight ball ahead of the curve riding the wave dodging the bullet and pushing the envelope. I’m on point on task on message and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed I got to need to binge and purge. I’m in the moment on the edge over the top and under the radar. A high concept low profile medium range ballistics missionary, a street wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties a tell power lies I take power naps I run victory laps. I’m a totally on going big foot slam dunk rain maker with a proactive outreach, a raging work aholic, working rage-aholic, out of re-hab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up you cant dumb me down cause I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta blockers. I’m a none believer and an over achiever, laid back but fashion forward, up front down home low rent but high maintenance. Super sized long lasting high definition fast acting oven ready and built to last. I’m a hand on foot loose knee jerk head case, pre-maturely post- traumatic and I have a love child that sends me hate mail. But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing , supportive on the long band. But my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific capitol intensive user friendly and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex I like tough love I use the “F” word in my e-mail and the soft ware in my hard drive is hard core no soft porn. I bought a microwave in a mini mall I bought a minivan in a mega store I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free bite size ready to wear and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped factory authorized hospital tested clinically proven scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed pre-cooked pre-heated pre-screened pre-approved pre-packaged post dated freeze dried double wrapped vacuum packed and I have an unlimited broad band capacity. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal lean and mean cocked locked and ready to rock rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I got glide in my stride. Driving and moving sailing and spinning jiving and grooving wailing and winning. I don’t snooze so I don’t lose I keep the pedal to the medal the rubber to the road, I party hardy and lunch time is crunch time I’m hanging in there ain’t no doubt and I’m hanging tough over and out. In all Seriousness im a funny dude dependable and a good friend (holy crap i just described a dog, oh well) 49er fan till i die, and if u want to know something else just hit me up.