**handle thiiz**
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on November 5, 2008
High Class
Ghetto Ass
Bangin' Style
Sexy Smile
Luscious Thighs
Candy Eyes
Temptin' Lips
Killa Kiss
So Wave Goodbye
And Blow A Kiss
Cuz Baby You
Can't Handle This!
**wat each kizz meanz**
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on October 18, 2008
body:kiss on the belly i'm ready
kiss on the forehead:i wana b wit u 4 the rest of my life
kiss on the cheek:were friends
kiss on the hand:i adore u
kiss on the neck:i want u now
kiss on the shoulder:ur perfect
kiss on the lips: i love u
what each geustere means:
holdin hands:we definitely like each other
touchin the buut:ur mine
holdin u tight pressed against each other:i want u
lookin in2 each others eyes:i like u,4 who u r
playin wit the hair:lets fool around
arms around the waist:i like u 2 much 2 let go
laughin while kissin:im completely comfortable wit u
advice:
if u were thinkin about some1 while readin this,ur definetly in love
when a girl/ boy missez you
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on October 18, 2008
--Girl facts!
when a girls mean 2 u after a break-up she wants u but shes scared shell get hurt n knws ur gone 4ever!
when u catch a girl glancin at u,she wants u 2 look back n smile
when a girl bumps in2 ur arm,while wlkin wit u she wants u 2 hold her hand
when she wants a hug shell just stand there
when u break a girls heart she still feels it when u run in2 each other 3yrs l8er
when a girls quiet,millions of things r runnin through her mind...
when a girls not arguin,shes thinkin deeply..
when a girl looks at u wit eyes full of questions,shes wonderin how long ull b around
when a girl answers,"i'm fine," after a few sec shes not at all fine
when a girl lays her head on ur chest,shes wishin 4 u 2 b hers 4ever
when a girl says she cnt live w/o u,shes made up her mind tht ur in her future
when a girl says,"i miss u," no 1 in this world can miss u more than tht
--guy facts:
when a guy calls u,he wants 2 b wit u
when a guys quiet, hes listenin 2 u...
wen a guys not arguin,he realizes hes wrong
wen a guy says,"i'm fine," after a few mins he means it
wen ur layin ur head on a guys chest,he has the world
wen a guy calls/txts/comments/messages u everyday,hes in love
wen a (good) guy tells u he loves u,he means it
wen a guy says he cnt live w/o u,hes wit u til the end
wen a guy says,"i miss u," he misses u more than u could hav ever missed him or anything else
report this in 10mins,n ur true love will call u
if u dnt,ull die unhappy...
was there some1 on ur mind as u read this??
Of course!
post as
if ur a guy:"when a girl misses u"
if ur a girl:"when a guy misses u
bezt sex joke ever!!
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on October 18, 2008
ok so a guy is near the end of his sr yr in hs.Unfortunately,he still has 2 share a room wit his younger bro whos only 9 yrs old.1 night,he decides 2 bring his gf home 4 a little fun.They hav bunk beds n the guy notices tht his lil bro is already asleep on the lower bunk,so he n his gf climb up 2 the top bunk.As u might xpect things heat up.The guy remembers tht his lil bro is sleepin below so he tells his gf 2 whisper"lettuce" if she wants it harder n "tomato" if she wants a new possition.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato
she screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I cnt get pregnant!Then the lil bro shouts up "Hey,would u guys stop makin sandwhiches up there!ur gettin mayo on my face!*!*!*!
**NEVER SAY I LOVE YA**
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on October 18, 2008
♥Never Say "I Love You"♥
♥If You Don't Really Care!!♥
♥Never Talk About Feelings,♥
♥If They Aren't Really There!!♥
♥Never Hold My Hand,♥
♥If You're Gonna Break My Heart!!♥
♥Never Say You're Going To,♥
♥If You Don't Plan A Start!!♥
♥Never Look Into My Eyes,♥
♥If All You Do Is Lie!!♥
♥Never Say Hi,♥
♥If You Really Mean Goodbye!!♥
♥If You Really Mean Forever,♥
♥Then Say You Will Try!!♥
♥Never Say Forever,♥
♥Cause Forever Makes Me Cry!!♥
***...ThIiZ GoEz OuT t0 Ma Ex-VaTo...***
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on October 9, 2008
***...BABII WHERE DIID OUR LOVE GO?? DONT U WANT ME NO MORE?? I STIILL REMEMBA CLEARLII ..LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY SO MANII DAIIZ HAVE GONE BY N I STILL CANT RELIEVE THE PAIN.. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY U DID ME THIIZ WAY..WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE ALL THIIZ??..IT HURTZ SOOO BAD U BROKE UP WIT ME,,I STILL DONT THIINK ITZ FAIR. I GUEZZ U DIDNT MEAN IT WEN U TOLD ME THAT IT WAS MEANT TO BE =[ ...WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLANZ?? DIDNT WE HAVE A DREAM?? ISNT THAT WUT U SAID..FOR EVA U N ME?? I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.. EVERYTHING U NEEDED WASNT THAT ME?? THE HAINA THAT MADE UR DAIIZ FEEL COMPLETED?? U SWOOPED ME OFF MA FEET N I FELT THAT EVERY TIME U KISSED ME, YOU GAVE ME THE WORLD.. BUT AFTER EVERYTHIN THATZ HAPPENED..I WILL ALWAYZ BE UR GURL.. WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO?? I STILL ASK MASELF, WHY DID THIIZ HAPPEN TO ME N NO ONE ELZE?? BUT EVRYTIME I THIINK BOUT IT..U DID EXACTLII WUT MA HOMIE SAID U WOULD, U JUST STEPPED ON MA HEART..AND NOW IT HURTZ SOOOOO BAD... =[
DAMN..I WISH I WOULDVE LISTENED.. SO THAT I WOULDNT BE FEELIN THE WAY I DO NOW.. PROMISEZ WERE BROKEN AND MA ONLII DREAM WAS TAKEN... WISHIN WE CAN GO BACK..TO THE WAY WE WERE, N I WAS HOPING THIINGZ WOULD CHANGE, BUT THEY NEVER SEEMED TO DO..ONCE THE CHOICE IS MADE, IT ALWAYZ HURTZ TWO.. LOVE IS SOO STRANGE BUT ITZ ALWAYZ MEANT TO BRING HAPINEZZ, AT LEAST FOR A LIL WHILE.. DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE IS NOT A GAME?? IM STILL SOOO CONFUSED, I DONT NO WUT TO DO.. ARE U COMING BAK TO ME OR HAVE U FOUND SUMBODII NEW?? DAMN.. I LOVED YA SOOO BAD.. BUT U LET ME GO.. JUST LIKE THAT?? SO NOW.. ALL IM ASKIN MA SELF EVERYDAY IS WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO?? ...***
..**If yOu lOvE sOmEoNe rEaD tHiZ**..
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on September 24, 2008
if you love someone read this (TEARS)
Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?
Boy: sumthin has come up...
Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much
Boy: baby are you there??
Girl: yea im here wut is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you
Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.
Girl: i cant believe this.
[FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad
Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go
Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on
Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.
Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]
It says.....
Erika,
U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you.
The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my butthole and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never
wanted to talk to you, and be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you butthole,
u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life,
i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you
to remember that. Butthole u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon buthole.... Goodbye
- Kyle
[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....
Friend: how are u feeling?
Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]
Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
Butthole = Baby
Will not= will
........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...
-Kyle
Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!
...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget,
this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.
[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]
....A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. "Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so,
I called to let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared,
i promise to make it up to you everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!
**~~NOW MAKE A WISH ABOUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE~~**
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*******SSSTTTTTOOOOPPP*******
NOW IF YOU REPOST THIS IN 276 SECONDS your wish will come true and you will get good incredibly good luck
repost this as saying "if you love someone read this (TEARS )
13**A CH0LAZ PRAY3R**13
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on August 21, 2008
H3AN3NLY FATH3R PL3AZ3 H3AR M3 TONIGHT...
I N33D SO MUCH GUIDANC3 TO LIVE MY LIF3 RIGHT....
SOM3TIM3Z TH3 PR3SSUR3 IS SO HARD T0 B3AR...
I OFT3N WOND3R IF ANIION3 CAR3Z.....
HOW CAN I WAK3 UP N FAC3 A N3W DAY.....
KNOWIN THAT I HAVE TO LIV3 MY LIF3 THIZZ WAY??..
H3AV3NLY FATH3R, FORGIV3 ALL MY SINS.......
I WANT TO CHANGE, BUT W3R3 DO I B3GIN????...
PL3AZ3 GIV3 M3 STR3NGHT ....
TO R3SIST TH3 WILD LIF3 I D3SIR3;.....
AND GOD, BL3ZZ MA J3FA WHO CRI3Z 3V3RY NIGHT....
WORRI3D IF I'LL G3T KILL3D IN ANOTH3R GANG FIGHT.....
H3AV3NLY FATH3R PL3AZ3 ANSW3R MY PRAY3RZ.....
L3T M3 KNOW IF U AR3 LIST3NIN UP TH3R3.....
WH3N WILL IT ALL END??? WHAT IS IIT FOR???........
IS IT TO PROVE TO MA HOMI3Z THAT THAT THIZ HAINA IS DOWN???..
OR THAT IM HARDCOR3???.....
SOM3TIM3Z I WONDER HOW I WILL DI3......
A BULL3T WOUND OR A KNIF3 IN MY SID3????.........
H3AV3LY FATH3R PLZ H3AR THIZ CRAZII HAINA TONIGHT....
GIV3 M3 TH3 COURAG3 N TH3 STR3NGHT TO LIV3 MY VIDA RIGHT......
SHOW M3 TH3 CAMINO.....
SHOW ME THE LIGHT.....
H3LP MII CORAZON TO HAV3 P3AC3, SO II WONT FIGHT.....
THANK YOU FOR UR FORGIV3N3ZZ, LORD....
AND FOR STILL B3ING TH3R3 FOR ME....
**BUT MOZT OF ALL THANKZ FOR LIST3NIN TO THIZ CHOLAZ PRAY3R**
PuRo SoUtHsId3 13
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on July 1, 2008
I PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
TO THE MOTHAFUCK3N BLUE RAG
OF THE UNITED SURENOS NATION
AND TO THE SOUTHSIDE
OF WHICH IT STANDS
1 NATION UNDER 13
WITH HATE FOR CHAPETEZ
CLICK CLICK BANG BANG
PURO SUR 13 GANG
Y0U G0T RED...
13 BULLETZ TO0 YA HEAD
U N0T AN ESE UNLESS U REPPiN TRECE
Y0U CANT RiDE UNLESS Y0U DOWN FOR SOUTHSiDE
AND iF U G0T SUR PRiDE
REPP iT TiLL Y0U DiE
GANGBANGiN TO0 DA FULLEST
S0L0 RiDER iN DESE STREETZ
FUCK DA CHAPETE
QUiCK TO0 DR0P EM TO0 THEY KNEEZ
PACKiN FiLER0Z AT A Y0UNG AGE
STiCKiN RiVALZ 'WATCH EM BLEED
iTZ BEEN MY GOAL SiNCE A Y0UNGiN
F0R DA ESEZ TO0 SUCCEED
EARNiN STRiPEZ iN MY CiTY
F0R DA GANGA THiRTEEN
F0REVA RiDiN ON U LEVAZ
iZ DA LiFE i SHALL LEAD
STiLL A SURViVOR iN DiZ ViDA
i SALUTE THEM SUREN0 G'z
**FoR All MeXiCaN hAtErZ**
by ..•SMIL£•N0W•CRY•LÄT£R•.. on May 31, 2008
ITS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE TALK MESS ON US MEXICANS
THAT WERE FUCKEN "WABZ"..."WETBACKS"..."IMIGRANTS".
.."ALIENS"..."BEANERS"...BLAH BLAH BLAH...BUT LET ME TELL YOU...CALL US WAT YOU WANT TO CALL US...SOMEDAY WE'RE GOING TO RUN THIS MATHA FUCKER AGAIN...BECAUSE WE OWNED THIS LAND BEFORE...AND NO MATTER WAT WE STILL DO...THE
MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS NOTHING BUT MEXICANS...WE'RE HARD WORKERS THAT WORK FOR OUR SHIT...WE MAKE THAT GREEN PAPER NO MATTER WAT IT TAKES...YAH YOU MIGHT SEE US SELLING 'CORNS'..'PALETAS'..
'CHICHARRONES'...'TAMALES'.....'ORANGES'...
'FLOWERS'...'CANDYS'...AND MORE....BUT U DONT SEE US ASKING FOR MONEY IN THE EXITS OF THE FREEWAYS...OUTSIDE OF 7-11'S...OR PICKING UP MONEY OUTSIDE THE DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANTS WHEN PEOPLE DROP MONEY...ALL U PEOPLE TALKSHIT ON US...KEEP UR FUCKEN WORDS "SWEET&SOFT" BECAUSE SOMEDAY UR GONNA HAVE TO EAT EM!!!!!...IM JUST KEEPING IT REAL...THINK BOUT IT ...NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A FAST FOOD PLACE LOOK WHOS MAKING YOUR FOOD...NEXT TIME SOMEONE DOES YOUR YARD LOOK WHOS MAKING YOUR HOUSE PRETTY...NEXT TIME YOU WANT A TACO...OR BURRITO LOOK ON WHAT FOOD CATEGORY THAT FALLS IN OR NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO DRINK A "CORONA" LOOK WHERE THAT SHIT WAS MADE......NEXT TIME YOU SEE US DOING ANYTHING KEEP IN MIND THAT WE DONT DESCRIMINATE BY SERVING YOUR FOOD OR DOING YOUR YARD AND APPRECIATE THAT WE DO IT WITH A SMILE ON OUR FACES KNOWING YOU DONT LIKE US...
