GreatDawno I'm Online

I am the cross-dressing, vodka drinking, music loving zero, teller of lies, dreamer, prophet, lover of the ethers tragic, loser, winner, false icon, self parody, genuis, idiot, introverted extrovert and the smoker of menthol cigarettes on the back door step at three in the morning. I take nothing seriously, not even the idea that one day I will die. As far as I'm concerned, I'll live forever.
I think my dead cat is haunting me. I hate playing monopoly. Sneezing is the most interesting thing to happen to me.
I fell into a Time Warp after trying to escape from Modern Culture and now I'm trapped in 1984, living in my castle made from 80's cassette tapes called Hadley Towers. My friends here live on Le Bon Island.
Now its time to leave the capsule if I dare...