Krivon

(yes i'm talking to you, because you wouldn't know i was talking to you or, alas! you were reading this! muwaha(evil laugh)...) yeah i'm a freak, i admit it! well i just wanted to tell you that if you have never met me before... i'm sorry... you would have never forgotten the tramatic experience! (no just kidding, but i normally leave a lasting impression on people!)

For instance just yesterday, (um... October 14th) we had a big road rally and free community dance, and the DJ came up to me while i was sitting down (FYI: i NEVER normally 'sit down' at dances... um they're dances... you're meant to...like... dance! but i was sitting down cause i twisted my knee in some undescribable-on-the-internet-without-big-hand-gestures manner... i was in pain... and i was sitting...so bite me) but the DJ of course didn't know this, and went to go find me and singled me out and told me "hey! we are playing YOUR song next!" i'm of course dumbstruck... cause i didn't request a song, so i'm like, "¿Huh?" and he's like, "you know... your 'i like big butts song'" wow... the shit hit the fan right there! i was freaking out and got myself back on the floor (that miraculously everyone had left since i went to sit down... for some odd reason no one dances when i'm not dancing... i think they must think it's their civic duty to surround me on the dance floor, so someone coming in can't see me 'bust a move' or a knee for that matter...lol)

well i danced to my 'i like big butts song' "O. M. G. Becky... LOOK at her butt, it is SOOO big!" then i danced to like six more songs, cause you know, once you're out there, you just can't go sit back down when a good song comes on, but i had to go sit back down... cause the pain was pretty bad (i really hope i didn't screw it up too much, i kinda NEED my knees)

WELL ... yes this story has a point...

As i was helping clean up after the dance, the DJ came up to me and said "you know, you're an awesome dancer! Echo told me about how you hurt yourself - i hope you get better!" yes, lets recap... he used the words 'awesome' and 'you' and 'dancer' in the SAME sentence... and he was not drunk, or high, or altered by anything that i know of! so this just proves that i'm a memorable person! (sorry it took me like three of the worlds largest run on sentences to prove it... lmao