tootsie rollover (myspace messanger)
by dezsireay.torieeey on May 1, 2008
him; sexi ppl turn me on
me; okay?
him; yea u turn me on
me; like an oven..lol
him; no like, yea like an oven.
me; okay. anywhore.
him; your a whore?
me; ewe no. i like to kno the guy! lol
him; oh. :(
me; okay? seriously tho anyway
him; i want to do the tootsie rollover on ur ass
me; wat?
him; let me see that tootsie roll that tootsie roll u kno like black chick tits.
me; black chick tits? wtf?
him; yea. tootsie rollover. mmm.mmm.mmm.good
me; cambles soup!
33/39 blonde moments! lol
by dezsireay.torieeey on February 19, 2008
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5
[] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=16
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=22
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=26
[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=29
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=33
Repost as "I've Had_of 39 Blonde Moments
bizare questions...
by dezsireay.torieeey on February 15, 2008
Do you think im
[]pretty
[] hawt... :)
[]fugly
[]jsut blah
Do you think im
[] bi-sexual
[] strait
[] experimental
[] tranvestite (thats a fuckin fun word)
would you (mark all u would)
[]kiss me
[]make out wiff meh
[]skrew me
[]have fun wiff me
[]love me
[]hate me
...answer or i kill you lol!
loveys!!
----no title_--------
by dezsireay.torieeey on January 29, 2008
As I walk in the Church
Everyones in Black
Sad songs playing
as i sit in the back
My friends and family
sitting down
whipping the tears
from there frown
A flower draped coffin
sits on a stand
in the front of the room
behind its a man
That man is the preacher
who speaks of her life
through good times and bad
through laughing, and strife
when he is done
they open it
as people walk by
they all throw fits
its my turn now
I begin to walk by
no one notices me
and I begin to cry
When i look in
to her soft pale face
She's wearing the dress
mom bought with the black lace
people walk by
but i stand there and cry
for what ive realized
This Funeral's MINE!
******
Alone sits the girl with the tear filled eyes
what hapend to her what made her cry
I turn to the girl with the anguished face
crushed by what i ask, but noone can trace
what she's feeling inside
she's trying to hide
the fear and pain
was it his gain
did he get something out of it
to see her throw a fit
nothing is worth this she's says with a frown
just a nother man to turn her down
i see the fear in her eyes
and i begin to cry
why did he do her this way
was it her turn to pay?
She tells me she's not strong enough
he's so rough
the grave sits empty
is all she says
its waiting for one of us
but who, you must guess
for no longer alone she sits with tear filled eyes
no longer she cries
no longer the anguish in her frown
no more men can turn her down
its a sad story to tell
they ring church bells
at the end of the service
someone asked why
am i the girl with the tear filled eyes!
no one knew the end would be near
because no one saw the fear
for alone sits the girl with the tear filled eyes
she asks herself why she cries
waking up from her her dream
she lets out a scilent scream
she turns to say
was it my turn to pay?
HELP WANTED (song needed)
by dezsireay.torieeey on January 24, 2008
Songs for Dance..
1.Jazz- American Woman , Lenny Kravitz
2. Hip-hop- Fuego, Pitbull (mix of others undecided)
3. Solo talent- Sway , Micheal buble'
HELP.
Im coreographing a solo with a friend of mine we want something origianal, something NO ONE has ever used Before.
SO if you have a BAND or have something like amazing, We need fast paced, Lyrics have to be "family" apropriate, write wat u want sing wat u want we'll use it either way. SOMETHING FUN and ENERGETIC.
If you want to send us a song you think we could use Email
it to me at
lil_mermaid_13@frontiernet.net
send a copy of the lyrics and the song.
We'll let u know if we want to use it we need as many as posible to make a mix.
If we end up using your song we will send u a vidio of the finished product. (dance)
If your interested let me know and e-mail me a copy.
THANKS FOR UR HELP.
the e-mail again is
lil_mermaid_13@frontiernet.net
deadline we need it as soon as you can get it to us..... =D
Thanks again!
the funeral...1/7/08
by dezsireay.torieeey on January 8, 2008
I miss her, it was the hardest thing.
Everyone crying, i had my best friend Brett there.
he held my hand and let me cry. they opend the cascate
though, thats something i didnt want to see but i needed to.
i didnt believe it until i saw her there.
it wasnt her she looked fake, plastic, that was not my friend.
the first time i ever saw her without a smile
the dress she wore was national honor socioty dress
god i miss her
she was a great person.
THE BIGGEST FUNERAL EVER
she had so many people who cared. so many people will always miss her
ALesha will always be in are hearts and minds. crying crying crying i need you gies love
TAKE THIS TEST
by dezsireay.torieeey on January 5, 2008
1.AM I HOT? (if so why?)
2.WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HOT?
3.WOULD YOU KISS ME?
4.WOULD YOU DATE ME?
5.WOULD YOU MARRY ME?
6.WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?
7.WOULD U MOVE IN WITH ME?
8.DO YOU DRINK?
9.DO YOU DO DRUGS?
10.FAV FOOD?
11.FAV COLOR?
12.FAV SPORT?
13.NAME?
14.AGE?
15.LOCATION?
THANKS!!!!!!
Alesha Cathryn Lauver
by dezsireay.torieeey on December 27, 2007
January 23, 1993-December 31, 2007
A dear friend, and family member to most.
Loved by everyone.
Achieved as a person.
And all together just an amazing person, inside and out.
Sweet, funny, kind.
Bowling, the last we all rember her, she just fell
and at 8:45 December 31 she wasa anounced dead
It wasnt her time at only 14!
We will miss her dearly
The asma caused her heart to collapse.
it just stoped
heart attack.
She just fell she was fine
! we miss her!
I love you my friend
we got in a fight a couple weeks
we never said sorry or anything,
she died we never got the chance.
I wanted to say sorry and goodbuy.
I love you Alesha!
We will all miss you!
about me, must read. survey
by dezsireay.torieeey on December 27, 2007
What's your name? Desiree Tori
How tall are you? 5'1" and 5/8th haha im sooo small
What color are your eyes? change b-tween green and brown
What color is your hair? light brown, and black
Are you Male or Female? Female
What is your best physical feature? mmm..idk my smile?? wat do u think
What's your shoe size? 5-7 in womens depending on the shoe
Glasses, yes or no? yes do i wear them no..
Did you ever have braces? yepp i got them right now
On a typical day you are wearing? tight shirt and jeans, i cant stand baggy
When you go to bed you're wearing? haha wouldnt u like to kno
How often do you exercise? well, everyday.
SUBJECT TWO- MUSIC
Name two of your favorite bands. we'd be here for hours..so ill just say i like anything
Name two of your favorite artists: um,sam as the last answer
Name two songs you currently love: wow, prentender and um anything underoath
Name a song that describes your life right now? i honestly dont kno
Name a song that describes your life 1 year ago? mmmagain dont kno
What's the last CD you bought? um. i got a underoath cd
Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix? um...mix
Name one band you're embarrassed to like but do? haha idk, im not emberesed of my music, it shows who i am. and im not ashamed of that!
If you could only attend 1 concert ever again, it would be? oh gosh idk
Name one band or singer you absolutely can't stand? um...idk...!!!!
Name a group you used to like but feel you've grown out of? Spice Girls
SUBJECT THREE- MOVIES and TELEVISION
Name your favorite actor? hmmm.zac efron (im upsessed)
Name your favorite actress? mmm...idk
Name your favorite television show right now? dont got a fave
Name a really cool movie you have recently seen? The Matrix, okay it's not very recent, but I just watched it a couple of hours ago, and it's STILL awesome.
Your favorite canceled television show? Scrubs!!
Name 1 movie you wish you hadn't wasted time and money? mmm......the last mimsy like for ever ago
You would never watch a movie with? um. well devon or tyler, damn perverts no im just kidding. lol!
Three favorite tv channels? MTV BX
Favorite reality show? haha, um. A shot at love lol
Favorite character on a reality show? haha, tila tequila
SUBJECT FIVE- WORD ASSOCIATION
coffee- mocha
dog- i got 7
slut- arden
candy- butterfingers
pole- ohhhhhhh me having to much fun...
ocean- caifornia
brave- bungee jump
loving- travis. my baby
cookie- ooo um oatmeal raison..yum!
death- make it quick and painless
life- a new adventure everyday
child- i honestly dont have a word for that
SUBJECT FIVE- WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?
Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects? niether, lion i guess, faster!
Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge? Sky diving
No television OR No music? no television, i couldnt live without music
No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever? ahh, i'd die, no more um.......ahhhh chocolate, theres other sugar, but id die ahhh,
A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii? i cant choose beetween the both...
An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one?
im at ease with all my lost love ones so a future soal mate
Sex without love OR love without sex? love without selove without sex
SUBJECT SIX- THE LOVE LIFE
Are you currently in a relationship? yes
Are you currently looking or interested in someone? yes, im interested in my boyfriend u dumbass..
How many times have you been in love? for real, 2 times, + the curent time
Looking back,how do you feel about that person now? i havnt talked to him miore then 3 times since then, theres a part of me that hates him and a part of me, that wants to at least b friends, i think that him with my ex. best friend tore me down, i think honestly it wasnt worth the pain i experienced, and now im over it.
Name three physical things you look for in someone? eyes, and i look moire into personality, i dont even kno wat the guy im dating loks like caz he wont upload a picture lol! but i love his personality...!
Biggest turn offs include? acting, macho, or like u dont kno, being a complete dumbass, or a womanizer!
Your ideal date would be?
um. a movie, some rain, in his arms, and a sweet kiss, (not going into details) no jk! something romantic
You want to get married, where, when, how? where, hmmmm. wherever he takes me. when, when i kno its love and im older. how, we will find that out when it happens.
Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return? yes.
SUBJECT SEVEN- THE FRIENDS
The one you immediately go to with a problem? well travis, and khmara and kiaya, my sister, and alexis
The most rational? alexis
The funniest? mmmmm....my sister (younger)
The one you spend the most time on the phone with? hmmmm...khmara...and the other day, travis.
The craziest? alexis.! hehe
The most honest? i honestly dont kno
The purest? travis, and my sister.
The smartest?mmmmm....travis.
The most athletic? my lil sister
The most compassionate? um....travis, khmara, and my lil sis
The last one that you said I love you to? Travis, he is my baby, no one can take that away!
Dating by a guy
by dezsireay.torieeey on December 20, 2007
dating
I wish i had a guy for all of this to happen to. so...just to let all of the girls reading this without a boyfriend your not alone
From a
guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy
walks into the
room
and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us,
yeah, it
pisses
us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten
minutes
without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still
there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we
do get a
little
concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of
the mood im
in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and
say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no
one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be
more
impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't
have to feel
the
need to
wear the
shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of
makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you
are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's
just in her
pj's.
or my t shirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say
seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or
Jesse McCartney (Or Matthew Mcconaughey for all you grace people, not to mention names)
is
in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/
sexy' or
whatever
else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING
TREATED RIGHT
BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM
TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY,
DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL
TREAT YOU
WITH UTTER
RESPECT
Someone who will honor your
morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them
feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in
the
eyes....and
say 'i love you' .
.......AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
*****Give the nice guys a chance*****
************************************************** Guys
repost this if
you
agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope
that all
the
girls that read this will repost this
*holdin hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls :
When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt
your head
on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her
eyes, give
her a
peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your
head on his
chest
and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Now make a wish about
something you would like to happen Between you and
your
crush....
