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1.K1SS ON TH3 LIPS=I LOV3 Y3W
2.KISS ON TH3 3AR=YOUR SP3CIAL
3.K1SS ON TH3 NOS3=LAUGHT3R
4.K1SS ON TH3 CH33K=FRI3NDSHIP
5.K1SS ON TH3 FORH3AD=COMFORTING Y3W
6.K1SS ON TH3 N3CK=I WANT Y3W
7.K1SS ON TH3 SHOULD3R=YOUR WOND3RFUL
8.K1SS ANY WH3R3 3LS3= B3 CAR3FUL

1.PLAY AROUND WITH HAIR=CANT LIVE WITH YOU
2.HOLDING HANDS=HAPPINESS
3.ARMS AROUND WAIST=YOUR MINE I NEED YOU
4.A HUG=I CARE ABOUT YOU
5.NIBBLE ON THE EAR=STARTING TO WARM UP
6.SMILING AT EACH OTHER=I LIKE YOU A LOT
7.LIFTNG UP EYEBROW & WINKING=FLITATION
8.LOOKING AROUND=HIDING TRUE VALUES
9.TENDER KISSES ON THE SIDE OF LIPS=YOU ARE MINE & ALWAYS WILL BE
10.LICKING & WETTING YOUR LIPS=WANTNG A KISS
11.TEAR DROP=IM LOOSING YOU
12.CRYING=I LOST YOU
13.ON HIS KNEES HOLDING UR HAND LOOKING IN YOUR EYES= BE WITH ME FOREVER

GOT HIS FROM MY HOM3GURL: GURL LILY

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. [..take that betch!] :D

If you are against racism, repost this on your page!

I GOT THIS FROM MY HOM3GURL: GURL LILY

I PLEDGE TO NEVER GET PUSHED AROUND, IF U TRY IT, UR GUNNA FIND URSELF GETTIN HURT ND IN GRAVE DANGER SO IF U AIN'T GOT GOOD INTENTIONS, THEN DON'T FUCK AROUND WIT ME...

MY P3RF3CT LADY:

1. SH3 HAS TO B3 SOM3ON3 WHO I HAV3 A GOOD CONN3CTION WITH.
2. SH3 HAS TO B3 ABL3 TO LOV3 M3 FOR M3 AND NOT JUST FOR SOM3THING THAT I HAV3.
3. SH3 CAN'T HAV3 ANOTH3R LIF3 THAT SH3 HID3S FROM M3.
4. SH3 CAN'T B3 ASHAM3D OF ANY PART OF H3R LIF3 TO TH3 POINT THAT SH3 DO3SN'T SHAR3 OUT H3R LIF3 WITH OTH3RS.

TO B3 A REAL GANGSTER U GOTTA:

1. BE ABLE TO BACK UP URSELF AND UR HOMEBOIS
2. BE DOWN TO THROW DOWN AT ANY TIME UR NEEDED
3. HAVE LOVE TOWARDS UR WOMEN(FOR MEN)/MEN(FOR WOMEN)

IF THIS ISN'T U, THEN UR NOT A REAL GANGSTER.

X3.:PAYASO:.X3

IF U AIN'T REAL WIT ME, THEN JUST DO BOTH OF US A FAVOR ND GET THE FUCK OUT...