distastefulbeauty

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General Info

Current Residence: Fort Wayne, Indiana

Hometown: South Bend, Indiana

About Me:

I’m Alexandra

I’m a fun - loving .
Sometimes selfish .
Outgoing , and cheery .
Random person.
[[Also I’m a bit of a bitch]]
And!
I am the one and only…
MIGHTY FIGHTING NINJA MUFFIN!
Suck it bitches.

That loves to have fun.
Even if that means sitting on my butt ,
Talking on the phone for hours on end.

I’m really easy to get to know.
I pretty much am open about anything .
Unless you’re a complete ass,
Then I will just fuck with you like no other.
That is the best fun I have, sadly.

I will call you anything I feel to make you hate me .
Unless I like you, then I’m nice .
Well, most of the time.
Other than that I just play around.

The most annoying thing to me is:
The word whatever ,
And.
Girls who think they are the hottest thing ever.
Even if a guy says, “ZOMG! You’re hot.”
They are lying.
All they want is your skanky ass cunt.

I hate girls that think they're orginal.
Especially since they like some bullshit everyone does.
You're not fucking cool.

I love putting random commas everywhere.
It’s a really bad habit along with “…”
[[Annoys the fuck out of a lot of people]]

My most other used words/phrases in the entire world are:
“Fucking douche bag.”
“Fuck.”
“Mike Hunt.”
“Ninja.”
“Suck my non-existence cock.”
“Lick my dick.”