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I'm Jake, I've weathered 23 cycles of the seasons. When six feet deep I hover at ground-level. Metabollically I can annihilate a legion of donuts without breaking a sweat. I work deep inside corporate America playing a very small roll trying to convert everyone into a zombie one disorder at a time. Don't ever talk to me, I'm too busy grinding my brain away on thoughts that will never be utilized, but seriously.

I'm not feeling exceptionally creative at the moment I think I'll let a few lyric snips describe me.

I've got the understanding of a 4-year-old.
I've got the piece of mind of a killer soul.
I've got the rationale of a new york cop.
I've got the patience of a chopping block.

Pure as we begin, here we have a stone. Gather, place, erase so shelter turns to home.
Pure as we begin, here we have a stone. Throw to stay the stranger, swore to crush his bones.
Bound by will alone - You've chosen every end.
This is a belief of mine borrowed from a friend.

EMP from the mother and sun tore the digital down. Dawned on the age of the innocent ones, the indigo children.
Analog timepiece, sky-wide, sync to the ticker inside. Move to the rhythm of the moon and tide, the indigo children.
Sirius, Venus, and the Lunar Child giggle and the flames grow higher. Dance in a circle 'round a central fire, the indigo children.
Wine, song, food, and fire. Clothes, shelter and seed. Fare thee well to the old empire, the indigo children come.

I was once a young apprentice caught between a Scylla and the Charybdis, but step by step I pushed through that. Now I live the best I can, and everyday is exactly the same.

I am a big man, yes I am,
and I have a big gun.
Got me a big old dick and I,
I like to have fun.
Held against your forehead,
I'll make you suck it.
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it.
I can reduce you if I want, I can devour.
I'm hard as fucking steel, and I've got the power.
I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow.
Me and my fucking gun.
Nothing can stop me now.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
I'm gunna come all over you.
Take a taste, just a small one if you'd rather. Can you taste the sarcasm? No? Then you're too close to its focal.

Oh, oh! Time for some quotes!

"You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws." - Dr. Ron Paul

"If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.” -Terrence McKenna

“Penalties against drug use should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against the possession of marijuana in private for personal use” -Jimmy Carter

“What would you rather have? A politician taking stuff and not saying, but making the best decisions and improving things? Or a politician who names all the drugs he or she has taken but makes lousy decisions for the country?” -Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Young Man on acid... realised all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, that there is no such thing as death, life is a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves” -Bill Hicks

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?” -Bob Saget

"And again, verily I say unto you, all wholesome herbs God hath ordained for the constitution, nature, and use of man." -the Mormon Bible (D&C 89:18-21)

“I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” -Jimi Hendrix

“Much virtue in Herbs, little in men.” -Benjamin Franklin

“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” -Unknown

“The main reason that drugs destroy lives, ruin families, and undermine communities is that they are illegal, expensive and controlled by the criminal fraternity.” -Vincent Marks

“Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.” -Leighann Lord