Cheatin Sux

Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl: Hey babe, i'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could do something later tonigh? What are the chances my boss lets me out early.
Girl: Yeah, sound great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now....sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: Whith what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you....?
In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No...I was just eating...with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?

The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his best friend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.

Guy: What the heck is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: Benny? How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
Girl: John...!

Matt with tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the dorr.

Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and dries off down the street.

Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling...

Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back Matt!! Pleeeeeeeaasssee?????!! She falls down and cries.

Matt turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.

Matt: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my god, i'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.

She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops....Before her eyes is a dimond Wedding Ring.

Girl: You were going to propose?

Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? and as he slwoly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair.

Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he had died of an overdose of drugs and when they found him, he had a picture of him and her in his hands.