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Current Residence:
Simi Valley, SoCal
Hometown:
Mother's Uterus
I'm 20 years young...just smoke
I'M CALIFORNIAN. THAT MEANS...
-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours (Amen to that)
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "for days" and "peace out" and "hella" and "where you from" I say them often.
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
- Summers are really hot, and winters are still kinda warm. That's the way it is.
- I can wear sandals all year long.
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore".
- I know 65 mph really means 80+.
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way.
- I've been to "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
- My governor can kick your governors ass.
- I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt [girls]/ t-shirt and ripped jeans [guys].
-You judge people based on what area code they live in.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.
-we don't stop at stop signs...we do a "california roll"
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
-The best athletes come from here
--All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK BETTER and thats how it is.
Gotta love Cali!!!
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