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by Jocy♥☮♥ on January 11, 2025

iiF ii WeRe To DiiE ToMorrOw
WaT WoUld YuH $aY To Me ToDaY

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Everyone haz to do iit -k-k- =/

by Jocy♥☮♥ on February 18, 2009

This is called the "NAUGHTY GAME".
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
Mark all that apply

Would you kiss me?
[ ] Hell Yea
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe
[ ] Already did

Would you do me?
[ ] In an instant!
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe
[ ] You look too sweet to do..
[ ] Already did

Am I attractive?
[ ] Heck no
[ ] Hot as Hell
[ ] Fine
[ ] Cute
[ ] Okay, I think ur pretty
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Ugly!

Do you think im a virgin?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Don't know

Name one thing you would like to do to me...
-

3 things you would like to know about me?
1.)
2.)
3.)

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe

Would you rather..
[ ] Hook up with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Marry me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Have me as a fuck buddy

What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
[ ] Boxers
[ ] Tighty whities
[ ] Thong
[ ] G-string
[ ] Granny panties
[ ] Boy shorts
[ ] None

What's your favorite position?
-

What kind of pic would you send me of yourself?
[ ] Fully clothed
[ ] No bra
[ ] No panties
[ ] Just in panties
[ ] Only bra and panties
[ ] Naked
[ ] I wouldn't send you anything
[ ] Who needs pics, I have a webcam ;)

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

What would you want me to be to you or what do you think about me?
[ ] Friend
[ ] girlfriend/Boy friend
[ ] Friend with benefit
[ ] I want your number
[ ] Pretty/Cute
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Gorgeous
[ ] Amazingly Beautiful
[ ] I'd take you home in a second
[ ] I'd make out with you right now
[ ] I'd Hit it
[ ] I love you

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NORTENA AND NORTENO ONLY

by Jocy♥☮♥ on December 28, 2008

Tonight We Blaze,
Drop Fade On The Dank In The Bay All Day, Maintain,
Maryjane Keep Fazing The Haze,
Hit The Jay Always, I Stay On Swade,Got No Shame,
And I Wont Change,Cuz You Cant Tame Game,
Plus We Hang In A Place Where Things Are Strange,
Your Brains Get Blown From A Pistol,Place That Scrill Allday
Hit The Hill Parlay, Til There Aint No Punks Or Cowards,
You Hangin Around Us Better Be Down With Us,
There Aint No Insults Jack On Impulse,
Drama Happens But Imma Savage,
Those Scandalis Pos Tryin To Do Damage,
Im Chokin On Rope In A Cloud Of Smoke
But Before You Kno It I Vansish,
And My Eyes Still Slanted Grabbin The 40
Posted Wit My Homies, Smoke Wit It Closely,
Watchin You Fonys Act Like You Kno Me,
But Still Stayin One Step Ahead Of The Police,
Slowly Aproach We Dont Stand Too Close,
Not Even Beside Me And Neva Behind Me,
Too Many Robberies Got Me On Paranoid
Cokin My Mettle Toy,
Like A Hoe Watch Me Point,
Clear My Voice And Grip My Groin,
Twist Some Moist To Gettin Bizzy
Remmeding Your Homeboys Wit My Homeboys,
When Bustas Make A Choice,To Avoid The Game Get Strange,
Pull Up The Snatch And Hit The Gas Pass Round The Joint,
Im Passed The Point Of Redemption,
Reject The Stress
And Slice The Vega With A Razor And Blaze The Veda,
Sheke Em Fifty With My Down And Filthy Native Behavoir,
We Puts It Down In The Town Where Im From,
Nothim But A G Thang In The East Maine,
Smokin Dank Up In The Golden State,
Tryin To Get Paid, Watchin The Bitchmade Pimp,
They Still Stay In The Midst Of Drama
Ridaz Creep Like Spidaz,
On The Late Nighta But We Fightas,
Timeless Ridaz Survivers,Light The Rope Pop It At Some Hoes
Can Get Exposed Before Those Panties Duurrroppp
Its The Same One Goes Down
We Blow Our Clouds In The Town Of Antioch

[Chorus: X2]
Dont Be Afraid Of The Way You Feel
Blaze Up The Jay And Take A Hit Of That Kill
Dont Be Afraid Of The Way You Feel
Its The Bomb

Its Like Mental That I Get Lit
That Icky Is My Favorite
Gotta A Cravin Can I Shake It
Shes Beggin Me To Take It
Supposed To Lift With Caution
That Killas Got Me Coughin
I Aint Droppin And I Aint Stoppin
Until Them Ballas Start Recroppin
And Im Often Gone Off That Rope
And I Hope That This Danksmoke
Will Get Me Lifted, Results Of My Addiction
Im Hitting Baby Crazy,
Something Like Daily, And Lately Ive Been Feenin
For Her Love So I Spend Dubs And Fill My Lungs
Inhale And Exhale, Indo Flows When We
Blow Hydroponics, Havin None Smokers Astonished
Gone Off 50 Sacs Get Polished,Im Hella Sauced
Tossed Off That Greenery,With Dankclouds In My Scenery They Seem
To Be Completin Me,
And I Got These Bomb Sacs,
Givin In Some Dental Contact, To All Them
Smokers That Dont Smoke And Dont Kno How To React,
But Dont Be Afraid, When Mj Got Your Thoughts Delayed
Its Just That Triple A Grade,That Steady Fuccin Wit Your Brain,
I Got My Flame To My Savior, Wrapped Up In A Vega
Cuz I Love How She Tell This To My Kickback Behavior,
And I Cant Stop, Wont Stop, I Smoke Pot Til My Casket Drops,
I Luve The Steady Callin
So I Gotta Drop A 10 Spot Yea

Woodies Caught Off That Oe Those Who Kno Me
Kno I Dont Smoke Weed But Them Greenbud Smokin Homies
Keep On Forcin The Dank Up On Me,
Whats A Soldier To Do?
The Pressure Has Got Me In A Predickament
There Tellin Me To Hit That Shit
Tellin Me That Its The Sticky Shit
Im Thinkin Dam, Its Only Herb Im Already Perked
Ill Take One Hit, Thats It Then Quit,
But Thats Bullshit, They Get Me Smokin The Whole Spliff
So Low D, Who I Be W-Doubl O-Die,Off That Old E.
That I Be Barely Hittin On:That Tall-E, So If You Happen
To Find Me High Endin Up Wit My Homeboys,
Better Shake That Spot And Get Off That Block
That Got Me Paranoid, Grippin A Pistol Under My Jersey
Trigger Finger Ready To Yank
Got Me Talkin Twice To A Mobile
Like My Homeboy Lil Nate Bates
And Now I Feel Like Mobbin
55 Degrees Out With That Top Down
In A Lark Parking Thru The Yoc Town
With The Heater On, Whos A Hog Now?
That Indo Got Me Hella High
Smobbin Gazin At The Sky
Thinkin Back On Jr High
Me And Blackbird Side By Side
Wishin He Was In The Ride
That Bomb That Got Me Teary Eyed
That Bomb That Makin Me Snap Sometimes
When I Grab My Strap Prepare To Die
When Ever I Smoke Up Off This Kill?
[?]?Who Wants To Chill
So When You Take A Hit Of This Kill
Dont Be Afraid Of The Way U Feel!

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hye MaH AwEsOmE FrIeNd MaRiSoL

by Jocy♥☮♥ on December 12, 2008

If YuH HaVe A CrAzY, FuNnY, KoOl, NiCe, MeAn. AnD EvErYtHiNg In BeTwEeN FrIeNd LikE MaH BeST FrIeNd MaRiSol ThEN PlZ PoSt a BlOG WiTh YuhR FriEnD ^_V

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ThE CoMmEnDeNtS

by Jocy♥☮♥ on December 10, 2008

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an
hour later....
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it)!
11. The way they say 'I miss you'
12. The way you miss them
13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....

This chain started in 1997.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look
into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.

Nowhere comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person
will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!

Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be
sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU
MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........

REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT
COME TRUE!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO
YOU

*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR
LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE

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hye

by Jocy♥☮♥ on December 8, 2008

HUG WAR

YOU BETTER HUG ME NOW!
Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!

1-5 HUGS....Your on
someones mind!

5-10 HUGS...Someone
likes you!

10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you!

15-20 HUGS..WOW! you
are really loved by alot

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RaTe Me!!!!!

by Jocy♥☮♥ on December 3, 2008

F= damn ur ugly
D= ur parentz must be heated
C- = ur just someone i dont want to talk to, okay?
C= You're ok looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = You're kinda cute and your kool i guess
B= You're cute. And you're a interesting person
B+ = Preety damn attractive.I'd hit that
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome
A= DAMN YOU'RE SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous.. will you go out with me
A++ = SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++ = TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND FUCK ME AND DONT STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what peoplethink of YOU if you dont repost this..send the grade you give me in a message=]

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To All Mah FriEnDs

by Jocy♥☮♥ on November 21, 2008

Life is a gamble
sex is a game
boys do the necking
gurls take the blaime
one night of plessure
nine months of pain
four days in the hospital
a baby to name
he tells yuh he loves yuh
yuh believe he's true then yuh tell him
yuhr pergent he says the hell with yuh
yuh may think im a fool
but take a fools advice dont become a
mother before yuh become a wife!!!!!

Here for all the true ppl who needs to listen to this poem!!!!!!

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Yuh MoSt ReAd

by Jocy♥☮♥ on November 20, 2008

SORRY!! I DIDN'T START! SELENA SENT ME THIS BUT SHE DIDN'T START EITHER

this is not a joke!!!

This is 100% true!!!

TODAY, when you receive this mail...

You will be facing the decision of your LIFE...

You must take this seriously!

I never send mails like this!

But I really don't want to mess up your life!

IF YOU SEND THIS TO LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE!!!

Tonight... You will see the most horrifying thing... EVER!

And you will have bad luck for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Send this to 10 people...

And your crush will SLAP YOU ON THE FACE...

Send this to 20 people...

Your mum will give you the gift you wanted all the time...

IF you send this to everyone on your list...

Your wishes will come true and your crush will kiss you...

BUT! You only have 3 hours to do so!

So quick, pass this on...

BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE...

I know, It's just a stupid chain right?

Well, I've warned you before...

Don't be as stubborn as Maria...

She received this mail just as you did, she didn't take it seriously... so she simply deleted it... That night, she was taking her shower when she saw this monstrous thing... She fell and had a brain tumor for the rest of her life...

Just be like Sam T.

He receive this mail just like Maria, He was smart and he sent it to all his contacts. The next day he got asked out by his crush and they were going out ever since...

I know who you wanted to be...

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hey ReAd PlZ

by Jocy♥☮♥ on November 20, 2008

(Q): WHAT DOES THE GREEN GRAPE SAY TO THE PURPLE GRAPE?

(A): BREATHE BITCH

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