Ever wished your lawn was emo?

FUNNY
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No, but I wished you were dead just now.

OMG i have like never ever heard that before.

IDK

run it over pets?

FUCKING COMEDIC GENIUS

if my lawn was emo, we'd listen to antioch arrow and rites of spring together.

but what would you do with you lawn mower, run stuff over for fun?

YES. THATS WHAT I DO ANYWAY.
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In reply to Lex the MAKO MENACE

OMG i have like never ever heard that before.

In reply to natpugh hf

but what would you do with you lawn mower, run stuff over for fun?

duh unless you wanna sell your car and use that instead

If my lawn were emo, I'd take fashion tips from it and borrow its jeans every now and then and discuss philisophical topics with it.

if my lawn were emo we'd wear tight tees with ironic slogans written on them together.

cool, i run stuff over with my mower too!
All the time.

I'd maybe take a tip from the CIA and use it to put childrens feet in it in front of their parents to gain information

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if my lawn were emo we'd wear tight tees with ironic slogans written on them together.

If my lawn were emo we'd wear scarves and sip on coffee and discuss authors like Poe and Hemingway.

If my lawn were emo we'd share black hair dye and talk about fugazi records.

if my lawn were emo we would share eyeliners and skinny jeans and slip on shoes and hardcore dance around walmart together.

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No, but I wished you were dead just now.

WARNING: asking anyone on this forum why they wish you dead will result in a completely honest and unusually cruel answer.
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