Episode Doyo I'm Online

I had a picture html'd into my "about me." It was fine. It was there. Then I decided to change the picture. Suddenly I can't use that "html tag" anymore. Rules iz rules. If I would have left the previous picture there it would have been fine.

Way to gay it up yet AGAIN playlist staffing.
You guys are so gay it's a straight problem.
Keep going for the gold, you guys sure are winners. --scoffs--

Okay so I'll admit I don't sign in every damn day...

But it seems every time I do sign in and check on things... my profile's appearance gets just a tad bit more retarded.

Playlist.com needs to stop fucking with the profiles already. It's annoying.

So my new default picture decided it was going to be a bitch and disappear.

So I try to re-upload it. Simple enough.

There's no configuration to do so. Projectplaylist is being supremely dumbfounded.

What a stupid website. Really.

Guess you'll all have to deal with my old ugly pictures for a while.

Okay. How do I start this cute little story.

So. Queer talk. I totally changed tanning salons a week ago. My unlimited month ended at "Body Image" and "Tropix Tan" was cheaper. I had been going to "Body Image" for like... ever... and now I've moved on. New environment, new girls, new guys (yawn), new everything. OMG! AGONY! Okay. Enough with the melodrama about a stupid tanning salon.

Anyway, so today I went to get the stupid little session over with. Let me just say, the rooms are way too dark, the beds make you feel like you're a zillion pounds, and I can easily see a scene reminiscent to Final Destination 3 happening with all the junk (decorations) they store in the rooms.

Everyday I come in, the employees are flirting with some stupid redneck, or two, at the counter. Wierd? I mean, this IS Minnesota.

As I was exiting the hole, it seems a group of ten rednecks had rounded up and were hanging out in the lobby. Just chattin' it up with ma gurlfriends foo...

There were some exceptionally ugly ones, but it was the fat pale pitiful excuse for a human, wrapped in a ski-doo jacket (stylish), that made the polite gesture to the crowd that my existence was, in fact, present. How so, you ask? By the famous "COUGH, FAGGOT, COUGH"...

And the crowd goes wild, how original.

But really, what went through my mind? What was my reaction? My breakdown?

I laughed. God I laughed so hard it hurt. A cool four wheeling, chew spitting, acne covered adolescent was with his homies so he thought it to be absolutely bad ass to take a step forward. Why not. Let's all salute to the stupid fag. I am what I am, so shall I bow now? Is it my turn for the roses to be thrown? Can I throw a tomato at the frankenstein in the lime green extreme sports coat that makes him resemble a fruit flavored marshmallow?

Was it my beautiful hair? Do I resemble a fireball or comet so realistic that it threatens people? Perhaps it was my beautifully fair skin, perfectly tanned and toned to delish? Were they all jealous, because the grocery store they work at isn't paying them enough to be able to afford a stupid tan? Thus, they all hang out at the local salon 24-7 so people THINK they actually do?

And he called ME a fag?

Why are rednecks so gay?

But I wasn't upset at all. It totally brought back memories of highschool, and the rednecks back then. But I have to give THEM some credit. They were actually intimidating. The younger generation has lost all edge. I mean, look at all the queers that have come out of the closet that are still in highschool today? No fear. Obviously the blue collar comedy tour isn't trying hard enough anymore. Now they all hang out in tanning salons. Bad. Ass.

I want to see what his girlfriend looks like... then I'll show him all of mine.

Rednecks are so gay.

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Before I think of adding even more wasted space to my page, maybe one of you 8,000 project playlist "emo" members could define that stupid word for me.

Why in god's name do emo's need support?
Is it a petition to keep them alive?
Are they endangered?
Is it a member badge?
Now we're all "EMO" members?

They're just scene children.
Personally I find all of them obnoxious and annoying.
The girls could kick the pussy guys asses.
It's like they switch rolls.
Punkshit girls and crybaby guys.
EMO WORLD WOOOT!!!!

No talent or ambition.
Otherwise the word wouldn't be used to grace one.
Give me a break.

Why are people so fragile?
Why are they so clingy?
What's with the consistent attention desire?
They devour everyone's blogs and comment boxes with their own personal dilemmas,
Drama that doesn't even matter.

But it's perfectly fine...
Because other people take it in like candy, and spread it like a puss spewing infection.
Yeah, I did it, I put candy and puss in the same subject.
But it's really your fault.

Drama can no longer be spared, it never could be.
You MUST share with me why you're depressed... omg I've never met you but you got dumped!??? You've overdosed on antidepressants!!!??? You broke a toenail!!!??? When I said "How's it goin'" I didn't mean "Take a shit on my face."

SO TAKE A LITTLE LESS TIME AND SPARE.

I love people that only make blogs so that they can get replies and publicity, because the blogs are publicly posted.

Durrrr.....