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Hometown:

(uk) london

ωєℓ¢σмє тσ мy ραgє,αѕ yσu αяєα∂у kησω мy ηαмє ιz jα∂є η уєѕ ι нαvє α ѕιѕтєя ση нєяє αηуωαy ι'м 16 η мιxє∂ яα¢є η ℓσvιη ιт αη∂ ιƒ yσυ нαvє α ρяσbℓєм kιss мy αss ¢σz ∂is ¢нι¢k ∂ση'т gιvє a sнιт.

Yo homie da name is lady jade wats up dudes, firstly wat i am going to say about myself is dat when ur messing with my bredrinz ur messing with me and dats a VERY BIG mistake iight secondly don't get racist or rude to my older's or younga's or i will fuck you up man and lastly i didn't give a fucking jack wat you think of me so keep dem "opinions" to urself and me and you will be cool ya get me... if you want me to respect you respect me back.
i'm a 16 yr old who lives in east london and is from france i can speak more then 5 languages and i am a really talented girl if you add me and you don't read my info and then you ask me something like my name and it's in da info then i won't be BOTHERED to talk 2 you iight.... if you get racist or rude to my friends i will slap yo face so fast dat ur head will fly off!

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Little Billy asks: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!

υ ѕαу ριηк,
ι ѕαу вℓα¢к,
υ ѕαу ραяιѕ нιℓтση,
ι ѕαу αℓєχ єναηѕ,
υ ѕαу ρυѕѕу ¢αт ∂σℓℓѕ,
ι ѕαу : ησвσ∂у'ѕ ωσяѕт!!!
υ ѕαу яαρ,
ι ѕαу яσ¢к,
υ ѕαу ιм ωιєя∂,
ι ѕαу ∂αмη ѕтяαιgнт!!!

¢αℓℓιηg мє ƒαкє ωση'т мαкє уσυ яєαℓ,
¢αℓℓιηg мє υgℓу ωση'т мαкє уσυ вєαυтιƒυℓ,
¢αℓℓιηg мє ρσσя ωση'т мαкє уσυ яι¢н,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя؟
jυѕт gєт α ℓιƒє,
υя вєттєя σƒƒ!!!!!
gσт α ρяσвℓєм ωιтн мє؟ѕσℓνє ιт!
тнιηк ιм тяιρριη؟ тιє му ѕнσєѕ!
¢αηт ѕтαη∂ мє؟ ѕιт вα¢к ∂σωη!
¢αηт ƒα¢є мє؟ тнєη тυяη αяσυη∂!

Iм тнє кιη∂α gιяℓ тнαт ρυѕнєѕ ση ∂σσяѕ тнαт ѕαу ρυℓℓ...♥ Fαℓℓѕ υρ тнє ѕтαιяѕ ιηѕтєα∂ σƒ ∂σωη...☻ Gσєѕ ℓєƒт ωнєη тσℓ∂ тσ gσ яιgнт...× Lαυgнѕ αт ѕσмєтнιηg тнαт нαρρєηє∂ уєѕтєя∂αу...♫

gσσ∂ gιяℓѕ ∂σи'т ℓιє, вα∂ gιяℓѕ ∂σи'т ¢яу, ∂υмв gιяℓѕ иєє∂ "αιя", иαυgнту gιяℓѕ иєє∂ υи∂єяωαяє, ѕωєєт gιяℓѕ αяєи'т мєαи, fυииу gιяℓѕ мαкє α ѕ¢єиє, ρєяfє¢т gιяℓѕ нανє αℓℓ тнє ¢ℓαѕѕ, мєαи gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ кι¢к уσυя αѕѕ, ѕмαят gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ єχ¢єℓ, gσѕѕιρ gιяℓѕ ωιℓℓ тєℓℓ, ρσρυℓαя gιяℓѕ gєт αℓℓ тнє вσуѕ, ℓιттℓє gιяℓѕ ρℓαу ωιтн тσуѕ, иσямαℓ gιяℓѕ αяє иσтнιиg иєω, ѕσ ωнι¢н σиє αρρℓιєѕ тσ уσυ??

тнιѕ ¢συρℓє ωєяє ιи вє∂ gєттιиg вυѕу

ωнєи тнє gιяℓ ρℓα¢єѕ тнє gυуѕ нαи∂ σитσ

нєя ρυѕѕу. "ρυт уσυя fιиgєя ιи мє..."

ѕнє αѕкѕ нιм.

ѕσ нє ∂σєѕ ωιтнσυт нєѕιтαтισи,

αѕ ѕнє ѕтαятѕ мσαиιиg.

"ρυт тωσ fιиgєяѕ ιи...", ѕнє ѕαуѕ.

ѕσ ιи gσєѕ αиσтнєя σиє.

ѕнє'ѕ яєαℓℓу ѕтαятιиg тσ gєт ωσякє∂ υρ

ωнєи ѕнє ѕαуѕ,"ρυт уσυя ωнσℓє нαи∂ ιи!".

тнє gυу'ѕ ℓιкє, "σк!".

ѕσ нє нαѕ нιѕ єитιяє нαи∂ ιи,

ωнєи ѕнє ѕαуѕ мσαиιиg αℓσυ∂

"ρυт вσтн уσυя нαи∂ѕ ιиѕι∂є σf мє!!!".

ѕσ тнє gυу ρυтѕ вσтн σf нιѕ нαи∂ѕ ιи!

"иσω ¢ℓαρ уσυя нαи∂ѕ..."

¢σммαи∂ѕ тнє gιяℓ. "ι ¢αи'т", ѕαуѕ тнє gυу.

тнє gιяℓ ℓσσкѕ αт нιм αи∂ ѕαуѕ

"ѕєє, ι тσℓ∂ уσυ ι нα∂ α тιgнт ρυѕѕу!".

єνєяутιмє ωє'яє 2gєтнα
ιи єα¢н σтнєяѕ αямѕ
ι иσ υℓℓ кєєρ мє ѕαfє
αи∂ ρяσтє¢т мє fяσм и є нαям
ωнєиєνєя уσυ'яє αяσυи∂
ι gєт ℓσѕт ιи уσυя єуєѕ
уσυ нανє тαкєи ωαу му ѕα∂иєѕѕ
му нєαятα¢нє αи∂ му ¢яιєѕ
єνєяу тιмє ι'м ωιтн уσυ
αи∂ уσυ'яє нσℓ∂ιиg му нαи∂
ι киσω ωнєиєνєя тнєяє'ѕ α ρяσвℓєм
уσυ ωιℓℓ αℓωαуѕ υи∂єяѕтαи∂
ωнєиєνєя ι тαℓк тσ уσυ
уσυ тαкє αωαу αиу ραιи
уσυ'νє ¢υяє∂ му нυят
αи∂ ѕтιℓℓ тєи∂ тσ кєєρ мє ѕαиє
єνєяу тιмє ι нєαя σя ѕєє
тнє ѕιgнт σf уσυя иαмє
ι киσω fσя α fα¢т иσ σиє єℓѕє
¢συℓ∂ єνєя fєєℓ тнє ѕαмє
ωнєиєνєя ι тнιик σf уσυ
иσтнιиg ιи тнє ωнσℓє ωσяℓ∂ мαттєяѕ
уσυ нανє вσυgнт мє ѕσ мυ¢н нαρριиєѕѕ
ι киσω ωιтн уσυ нєαят ωσи'т ѕнαттєя
єνєяу тιмє ι ѕєє уσυя fα¢є
ι fєєℓ ѕσмєтнιиg ∂єєρ ωιтнιи му нєαят
ιтѕ α ℓσνє ѕσ ѕтяσиg вєтωєєи уσυ αи∂ ι
тнαт ωιℓℓ иєνєя ℓєт υѕ ραят
ωнєиєνєя тнє ѕυи ѕнιиєѕ
σя тнє яαιи мαу fαℓℓ
ι тнιик тσ муѕєℓf нσω мυ¢н ι ℓσνє уσυ
αи∂ нσω ι ¢σиѕι∂єя уσυ му αℓℓ
єνєяу тιмє тнє ρнσиє яιиgѕ
αи∂ ι нєαя уσυя νσι¢є
ι киσω ιи му нєαят ℓσνιиg уσυ
ιѕ ∂єfιиιтєℓу тнє яιgнт ¢нσι¢є.
ωнєиєνєя ι нανє уσυ ¢ℓσѕє тσ мє
0я єνєи fєєℓ уσυ иєαя
ι киσω уσυ ωιℓℓ нσℓ∂ мє
αи∂ ѕ¢αяє αωαу му fєαя
єνєяу тιмє ι'м ωιтн уσυ
ι fαℓℓ ιи ℓσνє ωιтн уσυ єνєи мσяє
уσυ'яє ѕσмє ѕρє¢ιαℓ тσ мє
αи∂ тнє σиє ι'ℓℓ αℓωαуѕ α∂σяє
уσυ'яє кιѕѕαвℓє αи∂ ¢υ∂∂ℓу;
уσυ'яє ℓσναвℓє αи∂ ѕωєєт;
уσυ тняιℓℓ мє єνєяу мιиυтє,
αи∂ ѕωєєρ мє σff му fєєт
ι נυѕт ∂σи'т киσω
ωнαт ι'∂ ∂σ ωιтнσυт уσυ
уσυ ∂σит ¢αяє ιf ι'м ѕнσят
σя тαℓℓ, fαт σя ѕℓιм
ι киσω уσυ'ℓℓ вє тнєяє
ωнєи тнιиgѕ gєт gяιм
ωнєи ι αм ∂σωи
σя fєєℓιиg αℓσиє
ι киσω тнαт уσυ'яє נυѕт
σи тнє єи∂ σf тнє ρнσиє
fσяєνєя тαкєѕ мє ву α мιиυтє,
ωнιℓє ι’м нєяє ωιтн уσυ.
ι’м fαℓℓιиg єνєи мσяє ιи ℓσνє,
ωιтн єνєяутнιиg уσυ ∂σ.
нσℓ∂ мє ιи уσυя αямѕ,
ℓσσк ∂єєρ ιитσ му єуєѕ,
∂σи’т тυяи αωαу αи∂ ℓєт мє gσ,
∂σи’т єνєя тєℓℓ мє ℓιєѕ.
уσυя кιѕѕ ωιℓℓ ℓαѕт fσяєνєя,
уσυя тσυ¢н fσяєνєя ωαям.
уσυ’ℓℓ gυι∂є мє тσ тнє ѕυиℓιgнт,
αи∂ ѕнιєℓ∂ мє fяσм тнє ѕтσям.
тнιѕ ιѕ ωнαт ι’м ѕαуιиg,
ωιтн єνєяутнιиg тнαт’ѕ тяυє,
ι ѕωєαя σи му ℓιfє,
αℓℓ ι яєαℓℓу ωαииα ѕαу ιѕ ι ℓσνє υ ωιν αℓℓ му нєαят αℓωαуz & 4єνα xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
уσυя αи αиgєℓ fяσм αвσνє ωнσ тαкєѕ αωαу му ραιи,
му ℓσνє fσя уσυ ιѕ ѕσ ѕтяσиg ιт ωιℓℓ αℓωαуѕ вє тнαт ωαу.
уσυя тнє мιяα¢ℓє ιи ℓιfє ωнσ ¢αи αℓωαуѕ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє,
jυѕт киσωιиg тнαт уσυ ¢αяє мαкєѕ му ℓιfє ωσятнωнιℓє.
уσυ'νє тσυ¢нє∂ му нєαят αи∂ ѕσυℓ ωнι¢н уσυ ∂ι∂ fяσм тнє ѕтαят,
уσυя ωαям ѕσfт ωσя∂ѕ ωιℓℓ иєνєя ℓєανє му нєαят

●~● яєνєиgє ιѕ ѕωєєт ●~●

иєνєя ѕαу ι ℓσνє уσυ

ιf уσυ яєαℓℓу ∂σи'т ¢αяє

иєνєя тαℓк αвσυт fєєℓιиgѕ

ιf тнєу αяєи'т яєαℓℓу тнєяє

иєνєя нσℓ∂ му нαи∂

ιf уσυ'яє gσιиg тσ вяєαк му нєαят

иєνєя ѕαу уσυ αяє gσιиg тσ

ιf уσυ ∂σи'т ρℓαи тσ ѕтαят

иєνєя ℓσσк ιитσ му єуєѕ

ιf αℓℓ уσυ ∂σ ιѕ ℓιє

иєνєя ѕαу нєℓℓσ

ιf уσυ яєαℓℓу мєαи gσσ∂вує

ιf уσυ яєαℓℓу мєαи fσяєνєя

тнєи ѕαу уσυ ωιℓℓ тяу

иєνєя ѕαу fσяєνєя

¢αυѕє fσяєνєя мαкєѕ мє ¢яу

A heart is not a play thing,

A heart is not a toy,

But if you want it broken,

Just give it to a boy.

Boys they like to play with things,

To see what makes them run,

But when it comes to kissing,

They do it just for fun.

You will wonder where he is at night,

You will wonder if he's true,

One moment you will be happy,

One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him,

Your heart begins to dance.

Your life revolves around him,

There's nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,

You worry day and night.

You see, my friend, you're losing him.

It never turns out right.

Boys are great though immature.

The price you pay is high,

He may seem sweet and gorgeous,

But remember, he's a guy.

Don't fall in love with just a boy.

That takes a lot of nerve.

You see, my friend, you need a man

To get what you deserve.

So, when you think you're in love,

Be careful if you can.

Before you give your heart away,

Make sure that he's a man!

*ღ*Friend: calls ur parents by Mr. & Mrs.*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: calls your parents dad and mum.*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: has never seen u cry*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: has always had the best shoulder 2 cry on*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: never asks 4 anything 2 eat or drink*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: opens the fridge & makes herself at home*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: asks you 2 write down ur number.*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: they ask u 4 their number (cuz they can't remember it)*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: borrows ur stuff 4 afew days then gives it back.*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: has a closet full of ur stuf*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: only knows afew things about you*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: could write a biography on your life story*ღ*

*ღ*Friend: will leave u behind if that is what the crowd is doing*ღ*
*ღ*Best friend: will always go with u.*ღ*

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
you told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,"
Mum, His voice seems far away.
My own blood all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven,
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mum
So I love you and good-bye

уσυя тнє fιяѕт тнιиg ι тнιик σf єα¢н мσяиιиg ωнєи ι яιѕє, уσυя тнє ℓαѕт
тнιиg ι тнιик σf ωнєи ι ¢ℓσѕє му єуєѕ.
уσυя ιи єα¢н тнσυgнт ι нανє αи∂ єνєяу вяєαтн ι тαкє, му fєєℓιиgѕ αяє gяσωιиg ѕтяσиgєя ωιтн єνєяу мσνє уσυ мαкє.
уσυя αи αиgєℓ fяσм αвσνє ωнσ тαкєѕ αωαу му ραιи му ℓσνє fσя уσυ ιѕ ѕσ ѕтяσиg ιт ωιℓℓ αℓωαуѕ вє тнαт ωαу.
уσυя тнє мιяα¢ℓє ιи ℓιfє ωнσ ¢αи αℓωαуѕ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє נυѕт киσωιиg тнαт уσυ ¢αяє мαкєѕ му ℓιfє ωσятнωнιℓє.
уσυ'νє тσυ¢нє∂ му нєαят αи∂ ѕσυℓ ωнι¢н уσυ ∂ι∂ fяσм тнє ѕтαят
уσυя ωαям ѕσfт ωσя∂ѕ ωιℓℓ иєνєя ℓєανє му нєαят.
уσυ αяє єνєяутнιиg ι ωαит,
уσυя ѕσ ρυяє αи∂ тяυє ι ℓσνє уσυ ωιтн єνєяутнιиg ι нανє αи∂
ι ℓσνє єνєяутнιиg уσυ ∂σ

ℓσѕт нєαят

ι ѕєєм тσ нανє α ρяσвℓєм

ι тнιик ι'νє ℓσѕт му нєαят

ι ¢αи'т fιи∂ ιт αиуωнєяє

ιт'ѕ ℓιкє ι'м ѕєαя¢нιиg тняσυgн тнє ∂αяк

ι ωαѕ вєgιииιиg тσ ραиι¢

ωσи∂єяιиg ωнαт тσ ∂σ

тнєи ι яємємвєя

му нєαят вєℓσиgѕ

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My french pride
I will not hide
My french race
I will not disgrace

My french blood
flows hot & true
My french peeps
I will stand by you

thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our french flag
Always stands high

I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
french ppl ARE THE BEST!!!

french Pride in my mind
french BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the French crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your french
You die with good ass pride

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i am leavin dis site ppl

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me so bored hows life

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wazup witcha?

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hey waz good withcha

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hiya 2

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lol my friend yells at me and says get ur ass back on playlist

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nothing really, i just haven't been on playlist in 4ever >_

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sup wanna talk with me im like really bored and no really responds back on here and plus being 18 and pegnant aint a time 2 be lonely!

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and im under the sea hahaha

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hey lady jj what up

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well well well lady j u been getting drunk and partying again hahaha

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well well well lady j whats up with u hmmm... been gettin frunk and partyin hahaha

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yeah =)

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why its kinda gay and lady jade like that name r u leaveing here?

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wow new name don't go

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nm u?

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wow thats the way to do it jj xD say the sky lol

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wow da sky nice

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YO jj what up girl

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the sky no no no little girl xD i live in the sjy im a funky monkey that has a donkey whoo hooo

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