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Would you look at that? It's been a little over 2 months since I put a blog here. Anyways, not really personal to report for now, so I'll just have fun with this. The recently new episode of Family Guy showed like 2 weeks ago, and there are a couple of clips that I really enjoyed, like the Stewie's music stuff. But what I really like is when Brian killed Stewie's idea of making a song for the Swanson's new baby, Suzie (Brian is my fave character btw). Anyways Brain listed a crap load of songs name after a girl so I'll do the same in his order, along with more that my friends asked me for:
Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Allison, Sara, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny from the Block, Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher, Tracey, Jean, Jane, Marie-Anne, Eleanor Rigby...those were Brian's list
Rosalita, Bernadette, Donna, Janie, Beth, Clementine, Ruby Tuesday, Lucille, Nikki, Valerie, Rae, Kim, Caroline, Candy, Veronica, Amelia, Kelsey, Natasha, Peg, Isabel, Amanda, Yvonne, Charlotte, Sofia, Hayley, Melissa, Emaline, Kate, and Karen...my made up list

There ya go. It's not all of them obviously, there is more (like the girls from Mambo #5). And of course there is a link that my friend found (http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/Girls-Names-Songs.html). If you thought this was stupid, then whatever I don't care, it was just an idea. Get over it. Until next time.

~Christian aka Christoff

Is this year the greatest year ever? You bet it is. Sure 2005 was nice, 2006 was sweet, and 2007 was awesome, but 2008 kicked the crap out of all of them, even though this was the worse economic year in the U.S. As the year comes to a close on this final day, I just want to recall of the good times that happened this year:

Parties attended- can't recall, maybe 18?

Movies saw- 11 in theaters: Cloverfield, Run Fat Boy Run, 21, Iron Man, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, DCI 2008, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Yes Man, Valkyrie--5 on internet: Kung-Fu Panda, The Forbidden Kingdom, Wall-E, Get Smart, Tropic Thunder, You Don't Mess With The Zohan, The Dark Knight--1 on TV: Bruce and Lloyd's Out Of Control
Total: 17 movies

Movies finally saw from previous years/haven't seen in a while: Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy(Seen), Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby(Saw), Benchwarmers (Saw), Mr. Woodcock (Saw), Codename: The Cleaner (Saw), Street Fighter (Kinda Seen), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Saw), Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Saw), The Power Rangers Movie (Seen), Disturbia (Saw), The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Seen)

Video Games that Kicked Ass(I personally played or seen)- Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Kart Wii, Soul Calibur IV, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, Little Big Planet, Left 4 Dead, Call of Duty: World At War, Rock Band 1(2 not so much), Guitar Hero World Tour, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed(Kinda)

Music- ACDC came back with "Black Ice", Guns N' Roses came back with "Chinese Democracy", Rise Against with "Re-Education Through Labor", David Cook(7th American Idol) with "David Cook", Rock Band Playlist, Guitar Hero Playlist, "Handlebars" by Flobots, "Forever" by Chris Brown, "Shake It" by Metro Station

Song of the year(in my opinion)- "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen thx to Family Guy
Favorite Song of the year- Re-Education Through Labor by Rise Against

T.V.- Ninja Warrior 20 and 21, Family Guy's new season, South Park's new season, Unbeatable Banzuke, The Soup, Best Week Ever, I Love the New Millenium, Best Year Ever 2008, Time Warp, That 70's Show(still awesome), G4TV: Attack of the Show, X-Play, movies that don't suck

Events: New Year's, Nolan and Gabe's party, SAT's(1st time), Robin/Kristine/Sean's graduation party, Prom with Kristine, T.A.P. day, Judgment Day performance, 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics, finally beating Shadow Ridge at Sam Boyd, BOA 2008, DCI 2008, watching Manny Pacquaio beating the crap out of both David Diaz and Oscar De La Hoya, TRL is finally cancelled, Obama is the new president, the black hole project in Europe stopped, only year that you can say where gas prices hit above $4 and dropping below $2, knowing that a solar eclipse did happen, driving around California for the last week of my summer vacation, my 17th B-day, Wilson/Kristine/Justin/Ben B-day parties, going to Adventure Dome again, snowing in Las Vegas twice, calling a snow day on a day it didn't snow, and finally strengthening my faith in God.

People: Carl Azuz(guy who does the student news CNN), Seth MacFarlane for making hilarious episodes of Family Guy, Seth Green for making hilarious episodes of Robot Chicken, G4TV for keeping me entertained and up to date with technology, Puka(for giving rides to church), Brian and Ramille(for helping me with my problems), Jerode(for staying a loyal friend), Jordan "Stachi" (for reminding me that I'm a good friend), all my teachers(Ms. Brown/Jackson/Nugent/Stringham/Whitt, Mr. Truitt/Martin/Lee) for having a sense of humor that gave me a smile throughout the school day, my parents for letting me be able to go out and do more things as I grow, my aunt for doing many things for my family, my friends for hanging out whenever, my bros for hanging out when I couldn't hang out with friends, and of course, you guys here on playlist for just being there to talk to when I was bored, and lastly God for keeping me safe this year.

And there you have it. This are the reasons why 2008 was the best year ever! See you guys in 2009! Happy New Year!

45 things a girl would kill for::
1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
are you remembering this?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful, not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
..20 u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good!
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. SMALL THINGS STILL HELP!
we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things
26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at
school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need
you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
are you still reading this? u better be! its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will
automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and TILT HER CHIN
UP AND KISS HER LIGHTLY.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her
remember this next time you are with her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while
you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you love her.

Thanks Lauren for letting me post this!

On November 10, 2007, something wonderful happened. It all started at Sierra Vista at our final marching band performance of the season at Sounds Across The Valley.

A couple of bad things happened, like my friend Sean had kidney stones and he had to go to the hospital, so that sucked. And the other thing comes later.

Anyways, after our performance we were in the stands watching other bands perform. My friend Wilson is talking to me about something going on. And I'm like okay what's going on. A couple minutes later, he sends me a text saying "I know who has a crush on you." I have no idea what he's talking about and I didn't really think that anyone liked me like that. Then he says "You have three classes with her." And I think to myself "Katelyn?! There's no way she likes me. I mean she tried to ask me to homecoming because of friends just joking around, but I knew that wouldn't happen." And then Wilson says, "She's in our Japanese class." I thought I had an idea, but I still didn't have a clue.

A couple hours later(here comes the other bad but funny thing), we didn't make finals, but we still stayed to watch. Also, I agreed with my friend Gabe to watch over the other band members go to the bathroom. So we wait until the last guy, Jeremy, is done. And when all three of us walk back we see this water bottle just in the parking lot, with a bus approaching. And Jeremy with his "brilliant idea" says, "Wait guys, this will be hilarious." And so we watch, and just when the bus drives over the bottle, the bottle just explodes with the water all over me, Jeremy, and Gabe's arm. Gabe sits there laughing at us with Jeremy and I completely wet. "I'm going to kill you Jeremy" I said out loud and
repeatedly.

And so all three of us go back telling the band what just happened. And I'm pissed but laughing at myself. And my friend Deairre walks up to me and asks me "Do you like Kristine?" in a tone sounding like I'm gonna kick your ass. And I respond by asking him, "Why? Do you like her?" And again he asks, "Do you like Kristine?" And I just told him, "If you like her I'll back off." And he said, "No, you don't get it. She really likes you."

And from that moment, when I heard the news, it struck me hard. Filled me with emotions: nervousness, anxiety, surprise, excitement, but unfortunately because of it I couldn't eat, I couldn't think, and my legs went numb for a couple of hours. And to ease up on the devastation, I hung out with Gabe, Kelsey, and Katelyn for the rest of finals. The info had to make me think about what was going on right now, what decision did I have to make? After thinking long and hard (he he), I finally made a choice.

I had to tell her how I felt, too. After all, I did have good times with her along with trying to drop some clues, like refusing to go bowling unless she wanted to go(and then when we did go I hugged repeatedly, but I guess she didn't care. LOL.), hanging out at Kelsey's halloween party(but didn't want to say anything to her), all those dancing rehearsals for her debut(I mean come on, I was the best dancer without a partner!), and then being kinda jealous at those dance rehearsals cuz she was kissing her boyfriend in front of me(no offense to Daio). And I thought I made those pretty clear, but also I had a feeling she dropped a few hints too like when she sat next to me on my instrument case in jazz band and actually accepted my hugs, but that's all I noticed.

After she learned that I was told, she felt shot down, discouraged, afraid to talk to me. I could see it in her when we were in the stands, avoiding eye contact with me and hanging with Ben, Wilson, and Michael. She thought I would avoid her, but that wasn't the case.

We came back to the school and she's still avoiding me. So I knew I had to make a move. Kelsey and Gabe told me that I should go for it and I did. She ran out the door and I had to catch her. "Kristine...I heard what Deairre told me and...I like you too." Once I told her my feelings, her face was filled with joy and relief. And I was really surprised that because after I hugged her, it seemed like all my friends knew from the start. But anyways from that very night, we began a closer relationship. Today marks my one year anniversary with Kristine and I still love her very much. Everyday we're still learning from each other, strengths, weaknesses, likes, dislikes, and all those things. I'm just glad I didn't screw up this relationship and we were able to keep it together. Kristine, if you're reading this, I promise to make it up to you when I get my license because I know that you wanted to spend this day alone with me. Mahal Kita. ~Christian

Well, to start off this has to do with marching band. Today was the official last day of the Spring Valley Marching Season. As some of you know, I love marching band a lot because I become fit due to all the moving around, I gain major leg muscle, and it's better than concert season where we just sit down in chairs for 8 months while playing music. And this year is my senior year (Go 2009) which meant that it was the last time I would march at high school. Today we went to our last competition at Sam Boyd Stadium, wanting to do the best we can. We were always told "This is our last performance, give it everything you have. Pretend this is the last time you'll ever get to play. And don't screw up because this is a televised event!" And also for 4 years, we have never beaten a tough rival of ours, Shadow Ridge. So it was important to all the seniors in the band to at least beat them, but also hopefully get first place. So we performed our show and everything ran smoothly and after everyone was happy and tired at the same time saying they did there best or "left it all on the field" as we like to say. For the awards ceremony, this was a special time because the drum majors, section leaders, and section leaders were asked to be on the field. And this hasn't happened in the past years I was at Sam Boyd so I thought this was a kind of final hurrah for me. So we went onto the field, got our award, did our salutes, and just for fun some of us ran around the field for one last time(thinking we may never be there again) just acting silly and such. Right before the bus ride home, our drum major told us that we came in 3rd in our division(which was great), but also told us that we finally beat Shadow Ridge(which was something that no words can describe except "4 years" or "20 shows"). The weird thing was we lost to another school in our division(us 3 schools are in AA btw) which I never thought would reach us, Durango. It occured to me is that they must have improved because over the last 2 years, they got last place at every competition. But I didn't care that they beat us, only that we beat Shadow Ridge. I haven't received word on our score and rating yet, but if we beat those guys then I'm hoping we got superior. So yeah, this day was a good day and a great way to end the marching season

I was just informed by Danielle's brother, Alias, that Danielle has died. She was hit by a drunk driver and wasn't able to recover from her injuries. Danielle died on September 20th. Let this be a reminder to everyone that the horrible tragedies you see on TV can happen to you too. Don't assume it's never going to happen to you. Just be careful out there. It just PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO STILL DRIVE EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK. THOSE KINDS OF PEOPLE ARE LOW-LIFE, INCONSIDERATE, IRRESPONSIBLE JERKS. I HOPE THAT DRUNK DRIVER IS SENTENCED FOR LIFE. Danielle, I can say that you were a great friend. Even though I didn't know you that long, it was nice to know that you a band geek just like me and into music like everyone else. I'm sure you've left a great impact on your marching band and I'm sure they'll miss you. I pray that you're family will heal as time passes by. Once again, thanks for being a great friend and hopefully you're watching us from heaven.

~Christian

Select the month you were born in:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - a dog
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a hobo
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - an easter egg
25 - my ex girlfriend
26 - a hottie
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I%u2019m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I still love him
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I%u2019m gay
Grey - because I%u2019m sexy like that
Other - because I have double D%u2019s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack

Thank you Isabella for letting me post this!

This is a joke that I heard when I 1st became a high school band geek my freshman year. Thank you Sean 4 telling me this. Well, I hope you like it! By the way this is also known as the purple flower joke or the 20 minute joke, but it just depends on how fast you can say the story.

So there's this guy walking to school and on his way there he sees these two girls talking to each other. He drops in on their conversation and hears them talking about a purple flower. He thought to himself "Purple flower?" and stops to think about it. 10 minutes later, he realizes he's late for school and runs as fast as he can. So he gets to class and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, and now I'm here!"

The teacher replies, "What?! Purple flower?! You're going to the Dean's Office!" So the guy goes to the Dean's Office. The dean asks him, "Why are you here?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls taling about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, and now I'm here!"

The dean replies, "What?! Purple flower?! You're going to the Principal's office. So the guy reports to the Principal's office. The principal asks him, Why are you here?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, and now I'm here!"

The principal replies, "What?! Purple flower?! You're expelled from the school! So the guy leaves the campus and heads on home. When he arrives, his father asks him, "Why are you here?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, the principal expelled me, and now I'm here!"

The father replies, "What?! Purple flower?! I disown you!" Now get out! So the guy leaves his house. While walking down the street, he notices a hobo. He approaches the hobo and the hobo asks him, "Why are you here?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, the principal expelled me, my dad disowned me, and now I'm here!"

The hobo replies, "What?! Purple flower?!" The hobo grabs a knife from nearby and stabs himself in the chest. So the guy freaks out and looks for help. He notices two cops in a car at the donut shop and says "Officers, I need help! That hobo committed suicide!" The officers said, "Calm down, slow down, and tell us why you're here."

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, the principal expelled me, my dad disowned me, the hobo killed himself, and now I'm here!"

The officer replies, "What?! Purple flower?! You are under arrest! We're taking you jail." So the guy runs away from the police. As he crosses the street, he gets hit by a car. (Moral of the story: look both ways before you cross the street. Tee hee...just kidding the story doesn't end here but be careful on the streets). So the guy goes to heaven and is approached by God. And God asks him, "Why art thou here my child?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, the principal expelled me, my dad disowned me, the hobo killed himself, the cops were chasing me, I was hit by a car, I was sent to heaven, and now I'm here!"

The Lord God replied, "What?! Purple flower?! How dare you say such blasphemy! I condemn you to Hell!" So the guy is sent straight down to Hell and meets the Devil. The Devil asks him, "Why are you here?"

The guy says, "Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower, stopped to think about it, and realized I was late to school, the teacher sent me to the Dean's, the dean sent me to the principal, the principal expelled me, my dad disowned me, the hobo killed himself, the cops were chasing me, I was hit by a car, I was sent to heaven, God sent me to Hell, and now I'm here!"

The Devil replies, "What?! Purple flower?!......Wait right here." So five minutes later, the Devil returns and asks him, "So do you even know what a purple flower is?" The guy answered, "No. I don't get what the deal is." The Devil told him, "Well, a purple flower is a 20 minute joke with no punch line."

And there ya go. This was the purple flower joke. If you are pissed at me 4 wasting ur time reading this rubbish, I'm sorry yet want to laugh at you at the same time. Trust me, once you've learned this story, you'd probably want to get some suckers with this story yourselves. So yeah, at least some good came out of it. Right? Well, thanks 4 reading and ROCK ON!

This is a poem I wrote in my 10th grade world literature class. Here it goes! By the way it is entitled "Divided"

The power of light and dark,
Has split me into two.
Two personalities in one being,
Have many possibilities on what to do.

On the bright side I can see,
The happier moments in things.
Graduation, dances, friends,
The giving of engagement rings.

Hiding in the shadows of shame,
Learning the fragility of life.
How easy it is to be taken away,
By simply using a knife.

Spring brings forth new beginnings
Like animals, people, and plants.
Love is everywhere you look,
Showing compassion and romance.

Night brings forth darknes,
Light never escaping its fist.
Creeping gloom is all around us,
Leaving all but a shadowy mist.

The sun is shining brightly,
Smiles I see through my eyes,
But knowing their fears and guilt,
I see faces full of lies.

Candles are lit in remembrance
Of those who meant a lot.
The fire from the candles can also
burn all those who were distraught.

Trust is a powerful trait
Meant for faith between us all.
But satisfactions of evil destroys it
And causes us to fall.

I walk on the road of accomplishment,
Victories and good intentions in mind.
But found on the boulevard of broken dreams
Are unforgiving destruction and crime.

Looking at life from both perspectives,
From the point of darkness and light,
Thinking about the things that can happen,
Whoa...it even gives me a fright.

Well, there you go. Hopefully it was good enough. Remember the last time I wrote this was 2 years ago. Please criticize lightly and once again, I hoped you liked it!