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Reasons to date a hockey player---that's me ;]

by Brandon2121 3oh3 on June 6, 2008
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1. They always wear protection

2. They have great hands

3. They are used to scoring

4. They have great stamina

5. They find the opening and get it in

6. They never miss the target

7. They know how to use their wood

8. They have long sticks

9. They know when to play rough

10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

11.We dont mind gettin hot and sweaty

12. after a short break were ready to go again

13.We preform ((play))multiple times a day

14. Were great at multiple positions

15.We are willing to sacrifice our bodies

and much more!!!

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kodababy loves you said:

That made my dayyy (:

<3 (=

19 weeks 2 days ago
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.NaRRRlyCARLLY. said:

- DriveeEmmCrazzyyCarlyy [:

Uhmm Ohhkayyy Wow x33 Byee [:

44 weeks 3 days ago
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dianneosexy said:

hahahahahahahahaha that was hella funny!! perverted, but funny! :p tsk tsk
luvs and hugs. MwAH!

luvs and hugs. MwAH!

1 year 4 days ago
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jameswest8 said:

haha for sure thats whats up hockey is the shit i have played since i was six[JW]

[JW]

1 year 4 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

realy nice!
ily bitch:)

1 year 5 weeks ago
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bryttraynak said:

1. They think periods ONLY last 15-20 minutes.

2. They can find the opening and get it in, after the 10th try.

3. They are used to scoring on GUYS.

4. They have great hands from smacking guy’s ASSES.

5. They have long sticks with a SLIGHT CURVE at the end.

6. They need someone to help "ASSIST" them in scoring.

7. They know how to use their wood, because they play with it ALL the time.

8. They can only last for 3 rounds.

9. They are always there for the REBOUND.

10. Because the only time they WANT to wear protection is on the ice.

lol i think hockey playerrs are hot. but i agree more with the reasons TO date instead of NOT to date. =P

1 year 6 weeks ago
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sammy babi said:

thats hott

**Sexi Sammie**

1 year 7 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

woow.. ur very.. uh.. pervty..yeah haha.. nice.. ill think about it.. jkjk >.>

-<3 ur girl britt-

1 year 8 weeks ago
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Alissafosho said:

thats hilarious!

1 year 13 weeks ago
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banana-pancake said:

hahah pervertd..yes, totaly hilarious..o yeea :)

1 year 13 weeks ago
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meggiepoo1113 said:

wow.
what to say...?
its kinda funny but totally gross.
but im used to it.
all of my friends are guys and i have brothers.

megs

megs

1 year 13 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

thats pretty cool i guess
lol
~muah~

1 year 16 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

ewwwww...
be smarter and not a pervert!!
=]

1 year 18 weeks ago
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♥QT94♥ said:

Thats nice 2 kno lol

*I FELL SO HARD*

1 year 19 weeks ago
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crazycutiepie224 said:

srry but thats just nasty and i dont even know u brandon

1 year 20 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

yea i would date a hockey playa lmao :)

1 year 22 weeks ago
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Deleted User said:

lol nice..hehe..ur really funny..:)

1 year 22 weeks ago