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NOW ACCEPTING Applications!

by jaybird1649 on December 6, 2008
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Stalker position now available.

Name
Sex M or F or ?
Age
Location
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)

How many times a day will you be on my page?
How many times a day will you comment me?
How many times a day will you message me?
How many gifts a day will you give me?
Would you be willing to comment on my pics?
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment?

Any skills that could make you a better stalker?

All applications will be considered! Decision will be made within 24-48 hrs of application being turned in!

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Deleted User said:

i dont need to fill out anything ... u can just take my word for it ;)
ask any of my friends , im an uuber wicked stalker :D but u will only know if i get approved :P

22 weeks 6 days ago
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seraehali said:

Name ray
Sex M or F or ? do you need to know im stalking you not the other way around :P
Age: wouldnt you like to know
Location: rehab for the mentally challenged (but i will break out for you )
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)
im super hot and im so good at hiding behind things

How many times a day will you be on my page?516789765456767 times How many times a day will you comment me?37y385623753287587387834623243
How many times a day will you message me?898736646359734683753865
How many gifts a day will you give me?0 srry i gots no cash
Would you be willing to comment on my pics? yep
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment?yep

Any skills that could make you a better stalker?
my ability to see thru walls

this is me. deal with it. u dont like it, then fuck off. thank u have a nice day

23 weeks 1 day ago
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LegitFag said:

Name
Sex M or F or ? Both
Age Immortal
Location Pixie Land
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)
Fat, Ugly, Pimply, Balding
How many times a day will you be on my page? 42342134231
How many times a day will you comment me? 42141234214
How many times a day will you message me? 43214324324
How many gifts a day will you give me? 0
Would you be willing to comment on my pics? If im not too lazy
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment? Yeah if you do the same even though i have none.

27 weeks 4 days ago
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jaybird1649 said:

Mandy is approved.

Nice qoute by the way......ROFL

~Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!~

28 weeks 1 day ago
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Deleted User said:

Name: mandy bitch
Sex M or F or ? 100% woman yo!
Age: sixteen
Location: up yer bum and around the corna?! naw your boyfriends bed cuz, idaho:)
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)
Im short, i have chipmunk cheeks, im kinda stupid but thats what makes me so cute and stuff(:

How many times a day will you be on my page?

every freakin hour of the day baby!

How many times a day will you comment me?

atleast twice<3

How many times a day will you message me?

oh every single minute!

How many gifts a day will you give me?

infinity!

Would you be willing to comment on my pics?

i have and will some more:)

Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment?

of course!

Any skills that could make you a better stalker?
uhhhhh!nope<3

28 weeks 2 days ago
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†XNeltoquiliztliX† said:

I wont let u down ^-^

♠†♥†♠ εγε οf τhε sτοrm ♠†♥†♠

36 weeks 1 day ago
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jaybird1649 said:

ASH
Application approved
Don't let me down

~Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!~

36 weeks 1 day ago
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jaybird1649 said:

Josh
Application approved

~Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!~

36 weeks 1 day ago
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†XNeltoquiliztliX† said:

Name: Ash
Sex M or F or ? F
Age: 16
Location: In your closet
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)
Ehh Im 5'4" with short brown blue red black hair...Im goth...blue-green eyes 110 lb, kinda pale uhmm yep
How many times a day will you be on my page? It will b set as my home page when I log in
How many times a day will you comment me? not very much
How many times a day will you message me? constantly
How many gifts a day will you give me? As many as u ask for!
Would you be willing to comment on my pics? Yeeees
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment? Mayb....Probly

Any skills that could make you a better stalker? Im OCD.....So i could totally obsess over u all the time. No way theres a better stalker than me.

♠†♥†♠ εγε οf τhε sτοrm ♠†♥†♠

36 weeks 1 day ago
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.xXx Josh xXx. said:

Name: Josh
Sex M or F or ? M
Age: Look on my page for that.
Location: Hell
Brief discription of yourself: Im the person who stares at you and thinks bad thoughts...

How many times a day will you be on my page? That depends on how amazing your picture is.
How many times a day will you comment me? As many as I feel nessesary.
How many times a day will you message me? See question above.
How many gifts a day will you give me? No gifts for you. Im a stalker remember.
Would you be willing to comment on my pics? If they are creepy and twisted.
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment? See question above.

Any skills that could make you a better stalker? I am the best there is, however one tip to other stalkers would be to think nasty twisted thoughts about the person you are stalking.

I live..
I breathe...
I create...
I control...
I manipulate...
I destroy...

It is my nature...for I am a person to live and accept death when it may come...

36 weeks 1 day ago
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Delicious Robbery said:

Is this still open?

43 weeks 1 day ago
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flutterbyebabie said:

so....jaybird!! ur one crazy ass dude! u actually want stalkers. can i apply??????? write back

44 weeks 4 days ago
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ashleymorris-2008 said:

hi how are you

48 weeks 4 days ago
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jaybird1649 said:

Sorry for the delay. APPROVED. LOL

~Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!~

49 weeks 5 days ago
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punkeos said:

You know people usually get mad at me for saying this, but we need the same process for breeding. Not saying people can't get it on, just that they need to fill out an application to be qualified to take a test to be allowed to procreate.

49 weeks 6 days ago
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XXchikkawowwowXX said:

you get none but if you really wanna know

Name: jen
Sex M or F or ?: f
Age: i cant tell you that will give away my secret
Location: a place called PA
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for):
im me thats all you need to know

How many times a day will you be on my page?: whenever youre on mine
How many times a day will you comment me?: after you comment me
How many times a day will you message me?: when i feel like it
How many gifts a day will you give me?
Would you be willing to comment on my pics?: you get none cuz i said so
Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment?: maybe i dunno yet

Any skills that could make you a better stalker?: why should i be better.... im already the best... but i never shut up... wooo ten points... adhd helps

As the sky wears the moon as its pendant... I shall be waiting for you at the dock.

50 weeks 1 day ago
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jaybird1649 said:

APPLICATION APPROVED

LOL

I expect you to do a good job. >:[

~Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!~

1 year 1 week ago
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Deleted User said:

Name: Erin
Sex M or F or ? F
Age: 26
Location: Berlin, Germany
Brief discription of yourself.(so i know who not to be looking for)
crazy bitch with good intentions...haha! :)

How many times a day will you be on my page? as much as you stalk me, i'll stalk you back just as much ;)

How many times a day will you comment me? probably too many :) I get bored easily :)

How many times a day will you message me?: never! muhahaha! :)

How many gifts a day will you give me? none, unless you want some imaginary imported beer :) we can share songs and friendship, lol awww

Would you be willing to comment on my pics? maybe :P

Would you be willing to watch my youtube videos & leave a comment? maybe, probably, lol some...

Any skills that could make you a better stalker? hmm...no, but i got skills alright ;)

All applications will be considered! Decision will be made within 24-48 hrs of application being turned in!

you're crazy dude :)

1 year 1 week ago
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♥♥IMS0INLOVEWITYU♥♥ said:

i have the same thing dats wierd
but i looked at mi friend page nd
he got it 2
~Aurianna~

♥♥you mom n pop im da corperation im tha press conference your a conversation why you so obessed wit me and boy i wanna kno ♥♥

1 year 3 weeks ago