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After a liquor show, all the beer reps. decided to go out for a drink.

The guy from Corona sat down and said, "Hey, senor, I would like the world's best ale, a Corona pour favour"

The bartender dusted off a bottle and gave it to him.

The guy from Becks shouted, "Gib me yer bezt Germannn lager…Becks."

The bartender opened a Beck's and handed it to him.

The guy from Budweiser stepped up and demanded, "I’ll have the King of beers…I’ll take a Budweiser!"

Finally the Heineken representative ordered: "I'll have a Coke…thanks."

The bartender was taken back but handed over a cup filled with Coke.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Ginger Bread and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Longtime friend, Aunt Marie delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quikly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.