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FEUDALISM
You have two cows.
Your lord takes some of the milk.

SOCIALISM
You have two cows.
The government takes them and puts them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the
cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

FACISM
You have two cows.
The government takes both, hires you to take care of them,
and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM
You have two cows.
Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all
share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows.
You have to take care of them, and the government takes
all the milk.