superstarfire33's blog

I don't know why homos happen. Fuck all homos and fuck this shit normally! These guys are redneck, white-bred, chicken-shit motherfuckers! Lesbians should fuck off of me! Gay boys, shut the fuck up and don't talk to me! If you are a fuckin' homo, I will delete you and slit your motherfuckin' throat open! You can suck my motherfuckin' dick!

10. Scooby Doo

9. Tom and Jerry

8. Yu-gi-oh!

7. Pokemon

6. The Simpsons

5. Spongebob Squarepants

4. Digimon

3. Looney Tunes

2. Family Guy

1. Teen Titans

People call me Slapshot even though I play hockey and watch Teen Titans. That came because I was playing good, and my older sister was watching me play. She said that my shot was wicked, so she called me Slapshot. Some of my homies call me "The Male Starfire." That led to a Mortal Kombat dispute, and I led my hockey team to the Peewee Trophy.

I first played hockey in August of 2001. My mom insisted, so she bought me equipment. It costs about $150. I practiced hard enough, so I can play in the Peewees. I played as if I were figure skating. I score a grand total 237 goals as of February 2008.