CantTouchThis1990's blog

yes these are stupid but im bored as hell :D

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

knock knock
who's there?
easter
easter who?
easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
another
another who?
another easter bunny

knock knock
who's there?
no more
no more who?
no more easter bunnies, you hit all 3 in the head with your door and now there bleeding to death...........

I am a woman
A woman I be
I'm just a woman
And not a flea
Respect me
Don't beat me
Love me
Don't leave me
Hold me
Don't push me away

Forever together
What nonsense are those words
They mean nothing
Nothing at all

Nothing could compare
To an occasion so rare
Of seeing a man
Walking hand in hand
With a wife and child
Not looking so wild
To see a family
Looking happy
For once
Instead of sreaming
Beating
At each other

Not caring
Only daring
To go further
Going ever deeper
Screaming shouting
Pushing shoving
Grabbing at every woman they
They see
They brak our hearts